Patrick claims to be WELL UNDER 250lbs

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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That means, from this point of a 225lbs
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to this point years later
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is not a difference of 25lbs


and of course this is all taking Patrick's word for it, as if he weighs himself regularly AND doesn't lie about his weight
 

Jenna

and her hair smells like red froot loops


Fast forward to any spot after 18:00 in the video to see what a type of gluttonous hellhole this place is.

Patrick (who is not fat, stlaker) decided to pay a visit to the fattest restaurant in America to gorge himself on fatty foods, so he could make a vague tweet about how he's well under 250 lbs.

Oh my god, please tell me he took a picture of whatever he ordered.
 
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