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Patrick and Lynne attacking Black-owned businesses again

CuntFucker .

Pudgster
One of my friends (really more a friend of a friend) is very successful, in real world terms I mean, he has a construction business and is a multi millionaire.

We were drunk at his house once talking about taxes and stuff and I was being a retard and was like “but you have a guy who gets you out of paying much right?” and he showed me that, no, no such thing exists, there are obviously ways to minimise effects but there’s no mythical “rich guy loophole” unless you want to get audited and thrown in prison.

I know it sounds retarded but it was eye opening to see he has to pay them just like I do.

This is a guy who has uplifted dozens of families and given people careers out of thin air, and we should hate them for it I suppose.
Did you try to kiss him, you fucking faggot?
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
Dan Mullen never “tries” to rape. He just does.
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Most of the time they don't know they were raped until they wake up and find the diaper in the freezer for next time.

Dan Mullen of Insight Software is the master of the the quad D. The Drugged up Dirty Diaper Deepfreeze.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
Dan Mullen never “tries” to rape. He just does.
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The DMAN

The only DMAN that really rocks!
One of my friends (really more a friend of a friend) is very successful, in real world terms I mean, he has a construction business and is a multi millionaire.

We were drunk at his house once talking about taxes and stuff and I was being a retard and was like “but you have a guy who gets you out of paying much right?” and he showed me that, no, no such thing exists, there are obviously ways to minimise effects but there’s no mythical “rich guy loophole” unless you want to get audited and thrown in prison.

I know it sounds retarded but it was eye opening to see he has to pay them just like I do.

This is a guy who has uplifted dozens of families and given people careers out of thin air, and we should hate them for it I suppose.
Did you tell him about how you aborted your kid?
 
Even my liberal friends have said they think there’s too many people on gov benefits that don’t deserve it and those should be meant for people who actually need it. They always assumed it was only the very poor / disabled people were on the dole but as they get older they read about / personally have met or know people that are openly scamming the system. Just look at how many in the Pat Pack that are on various vague “disability” claims and have no shame taking benefits that are meant for people that actually need it.

We live in a post Covid world where there’s jobs that are 100% remote - you don’t even have to leave your couch to work these positions so it’s tough to believe there’s people that are too “disabled” to work. There’s a lot of healthy people out there that seem to be able to do everything except work.
It's not just that they are unable to work. Some of them have higher callings. Take Jackie Singh for example. She is a full time warrior against MAGA fascism. If she got a job stocking shelves at Wal Mart, which she is in no way physically unable to do, then the MAGA fascists would take over the country.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
It's not just that they are unable to work. Some of them have higher callings. Take Jackie Singh for example. She is a full time warrior against MAGA fascism. If she got a job stocking shelves at Wal Mart, which she is in no way physically unable to do, then the MAGA fascists would take over the country.
Jackie can’t work but she can make threats! IMG_6217.jpeg
 
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