For anyone annoyed I turned this hilarious thread into ranting about houses, immigrants and taxes: maybe some of le yummy food would make you feel better.
Anyway, did you guys know I have a friend? He's really rich. I was drunk while hanging out with him once (just a couple of guys drinking some beers, like normal guys do. Jealous?) and I asked if he has any tax loopholes.
He said no, which means no such thing exists. It's not like he just didn't want to tell me because he could get in trouble.
I'm smarter than all of you. I also definitely have a friend. Nice try with the hate though, have a good one.