Patposting is Dead

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

It feels a bit different this time, doesn’t it?

Quasi has gotten the first big chunk of money and should easily get the next one once it’s domesticated. Pat’s media tour resulted in fuck all. He’s basically stopped writing books. Niki’s support is effectively confirmed. Jackie is randomly and amateurishly doxing complete randos. Hildy is a boring NPC. Dan isn’t doing podcasts as much anymore.

At this point, Pat is a human bot that lives in poverty spamming impotent prison threats and political hot takes through a lense of Star Wars and capeshit.

Sure, we don’t know who paid but do we even care?

Sure, he’s always found a way to reignite interest but he seems like he’s lost steam too.

Everybody knows this can end in one of two ways - either Patrick drops dead or Owen just decides he’s passed him by.

Only time will tell.

Did OnAForums . . . Win?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

He is completely spiraling. He has never replied this obsessively. Not sure if there's trouble on the homefront, or if his brain is literally short-circuiting from the alcohol, or if Boomia struck a nerve that has never been struck before.

When he hits the reply button, his fingers immediately shoot into "enjoy prison" muscle memory

 

[fricklefrackle]

There's usually a calm before his next storm.....I want him arrested for swaTTing himself but I doubt it happens. Law enforcement are retards.

There are certain entities other than law enforcement working on that.
Tick tock, Pig.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Did OnAForums . . . Win?

We always do in the end.

 

[UnPRePared]

While I hope this thread works the magic that gets him to do something monumentally stupid and hilarious again, I'm also getting sick of the Pat Show. This season's new characters fucking SUCK and it was too far in to add them to the cast anyways. And Pat himself is just the same shit over and over. Like, we get it. The main character has a couple catchphrases, but they shouldn't be 90% of his dialogue. The writing has gotten lazy.

The Pat Show lost me when they decided to add Cousin Oliver in order to expand the demographic.

At no bloody point was it mentioned he even had a young baby child cousin. Are we supposed to assume this is some kind of... magic cousin that will take Pat on adventures? Like in ancient Egypt? Or in the prehistoric era? Or IN SPACE?

Boy, I hope someone gets fired for that blunder.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

OP do you realize what you just did!?

Now Pat has to do something really retarded!

 

[guest]

OP do you realize what you just did!?

Now Pat has to do something really retarded!

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[fusciasomething]

It'll be funny when Porsalin releases his 3 years in the making documentary when nobody cares about Pat anymore

 

[Coonskin]

It feels like the dawn of a new era. Gay Tony is calling..

 

[More Worser]

Jackie fucking stinks.

Literally

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Be patient. This little shithead still hasn't found her way home yet.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I still have hope that Niki will divorce him.

 

[Coonskin]

Be patient. This little shithead still hasn't found her way home yet.
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Can someone ai generate some pics of pat Ade and Annabelle as a happy family

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Be patient. This little shithead still hasn't found her way home yet.
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She really does look like a stupid cunt

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“So bomb”

You’re a 43 year old unemployed bum, Pat.

 

[Coonskin]

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“So bomb”

You’re a 43 year old unemployed bum, Pat.

Rub it in nigger

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I've always felt like THIS place, to some degree, is the owner of major legacies. The O&A legacy belongs to this place, and when we decided that the boys - individually - had run their course, we cast them into almost obscurity (some took the ball and ran with it even further, ie: Opie).
Pat was very much obscure and irrelevant back before we found him, and has now plunged even further into obscurity, after having his brain warped by a 5-YEAR beating.

The question here is: Since we own Pat's legacy; we inherently control it. We can pretty much do anything we want, so what do we do?

 

[guest]

While I agree that he's boring now, never underestimate how incredibly stupid and self-defeating he is. He's got another season in him

 

[guest]

It'll be funny when Porsalin releases his 3 years in the making documentary when nobody cares about Pat anymore

"It wasn't until almost eighteen months into undertaking the prodigious task of compiling a chronological account of elephantine internet lolcow and self-described novelist Patri..."

WE GET IT, YOU USED A THESAURUS!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She really does look like a stupid cunt

It's because she looks exactly like Patrick.