Pat, where the fuck is my Tiny Tim book?

[TorquieTwoBeers]

You've been sitting on your fat fucking ass since you finished In The Black in March of 2020 and you haven't written a new book since. What are you doing? Get your fat ass off the fucking fart couch and write your shitty Tiny Tim book so I can laugh at how bad it is. Now! Jesus Christ.

 

[Meownaw]

You've been sitting on your fat fucking ass since you finished In The Black in March of 2020 and you haven't written a new book since. What are you doing? Get your fat ass off the fucking fart couch and write your shitty Tiny Tim book so I can laugh at how bad it is. Now! Jesus Christ.

Next Xmas, child. Wait for the schlock.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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[FurBurger]

Next Xmas, child. Wait for the schlock.

Books have a one year lead time in the publishing world.

It's September now; he's not going to get it finished in time for next year.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm still waiting for Herd Immunity.

 

[guest]

Books have a one year lead time in the publishing world.

Does that include the time it takes to explain to a publisher why not a single book in your previous contract broke even, and beg them for money?

Btw, didn't he also say there was a Netflix adaptation of one of his books coming out?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

What type of reader is he targetting with a book where ''Tiny Tim'', Catwoman and Sherlock Holmes team up and solve 17th century London cold cases? Can somebody post his original concept for the book, i swear it was even more uninteresting and unnecessary.

Edit: ''A grown Tiny Tim swears revenge after Ebenezer Scrooge is murdered and teams up with Oliver Twist and David Copperfield on a bloody rampage through 1860 London's criminal underworld to find the killer.''

Only huge fags find this an interesting concept. Just a number of random references like Family Guy.

 

[FurBurger]

Does that include the time it takes to explain to a publisher why not a single book in your previous contract broke even, and beg them for money?

That may extend the time a little.

Btw, didn't he also say there was a Netflix adaptation of one of his books coming out?

He begged Netflix for an adaption, and weirdly they ghosted him.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm still waiting for Herd Immunity.

What was the name of his other novel? He had Herd Immunity and one other that I can't remember.

 

[guest]

What was the name of his other novel? He had Herd Immunity and one other that I can't remember.

A Christmas Carnage (aka Tiny Tim Takes Trafalgar Square), In The Red (sequel to In The Black), Herd Immunity... am I missing any?

 

[Sink Inspector]

he's busy leading the fight against fascism

 

[Treat Yourself]

Fatso reads here so knowing him he'll post something on Twitter within the next 24 hours saying he's working on it or he'll post half a screenshot of some piggy prose he wrote over a year ago as if to say "choke, on that, atalkers ". He hasn't opened that file in years.

 

[Udders]

Does that include the time it takes to explain to a publisher why not a single book in your previous contract broke even, and beg them for money?

Btw, didn't he also say there was a Netflix adaptation of one of his books coming out?

He also says he's not fat and we're all going to prison.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

People who self publish sasquatch erotica on Amazon sell more books than pat.

 

[Dog Eater]

People who self publish sasquatch erotica on Amazon sell more books than pat.

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[TomFromNawlins]

A Christmas Carnage (aka Tiny Tim Takes Trafalgar Square), In The Red (sequel to In The Black), Herd Immunity... am I missing any?

Wasn’t there something about Project Azorian?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Does that include the time it takes to explain to a publisher why not a single book in your previous contract broke even, and beg them for money?

Btw, didn't he also say there was a Netflix adaptation of one of his books coming out?

That was when he was bragging about writing a script adaptation for one of his books. Of course nobody has asked for it and ANYONE can write a script and claim the project is “the early stages of pre-production” which sounds important but really means you wrote a script but nothing happens until money gets involved. You could just have an idea for a movie and claim it’s in “pre-production”

 

[Meownaw]

Does that include the time it takes to explain to a publisher why not a single book in your previous contract broke even, and beg them for money?

Btw, didn't he also say there was a Netflix adaptation of one of his books coming out?

Bigger than Netflix, child. (I'm 99% sure he said those exact words too)

 

[DiarrheaDick]

That may extend the time a little.


He begged Netflix for an adaption, and weirdly they ghosted him.

Ghosted him? He @ mentioned them on Twitter. It's like Michael Scott when he was "declaring" bankruptcy.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ghosted him? He @ mentioned them on Twitter. It's like Michael Scott when he was "declaring" bankruptcy.

I remember that, he told Netflix to “come get” his amazing script and produce his work.


They did not.