Pat triple dips on the same awful joke

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
Reminder: earlier this year I briefed my attorney - a respected legend in his field and a super serious foil to my ribald humor - on the LOLsuit. I wanted his opinion on it. I sent him the complaint and Fat Pat’s twitter as well as my marathon investigation and waited about half an hour.

He called me back in and said, with a straight face, “you committed no crimes or civilly-actionable items and this case will be laughed out of court. However, you’re a successful and grown man with a lot to lose. Why waste time on a literal pants-shitting retard like this guy?

Ribs = pulverized

You hear that, Pat? You’re a source of mockery and derision by any objective observer. Enjoy another lonely, impoverished Christmas you fat lardass!
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
"Yeah, there's this retarded fella that comes in with his laptop every once in a while and takes pictures of the dinosaurs. He seemed harmless at first but then this ugly gal named Anica warned us that he stalked women. Really strange guy, fat too."

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Stent

sorry, jelly. find your peanut butter
He's baiting Anica into a conversation. Someone cross-reference the dates.

Remember this, Anica?! We made jokes about it online. Don't you remember? Let's talk about it again!
 
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