Pat totally went for a swim ( shirt on of course)

[HotAnus]

It's hard to argue with Europeans against the fat, ugly, moronic American stereotype with Pat traipsing around the globe. Way to go. And his name is fucking Pat for chrissakes. The only decent Pat ever was killed by friendly fire. That's how cursed that name is.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I remember this one time, that guy Dan flew to Milwaukee, as one does.

He walked right past this pig's half-hovel, as you do.

It's only half a hovel because they rent the other half out for AirBnB, as one does.

Anyway, there's Rick dealing with a pile of boxes as one does.

Next Dan went to Rick's favorite watering hole, as you do.

He sat awhile and live streamed as one does.

Then as some point another forum user called and told the bartender there was a pedophile live streaming from the bar, as you do...

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

(shirt on of course)

Captain America, no doubt.