Pat Tomlinson lives in a racist city

[Stent]

"The title of this film was misleading and I would like my money back."
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He thought it was part of a numbered anthology.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat is deathly afraid of black people but due to being poor white trash is stuck living next to them. It’s why he rarely leaves the couch.

Every picture of him sucking swill while fake-rooting for sports team are all in a bar surrounded by white people, in a city where 38% of the population is black.

Why you going to all-white bars, Pig? You're in one of the most diverse cities in the state. Kinda feels deliberate.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

“Additionally, it cannot be overstated how impactful the transatlantic slave trade and its resulting political and economic values has been in determining the results of my love life”

What a retard.

Well in Pats case that’s true. You see he’s descended from Slavers, and also his wife regular gives Schwoogies reparations and allows them to fart in her stink mitten.