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Pat tells his toilet it’s currently being hunted by the MPD

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Classic Pat, you tell that toilet!
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I think it was from one of their ads to rent out half of the hovel. Or maybe the real estate listing from before they bought it.
Yes it was one of these, he can’t claim it’s a stolen photo because it was easily found on the internet. He also says I’m “impersonating” his toilet which still makes me laugh. He also made sure to tell me that I am actually NOT a toilet. Thanks for clearing that up!
 
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Yes it was one of these, he can’t claim it’s a stolen photo because it was easily found on the internet. He also says I’m “impersonating” his toilet which still makes me laugh. He also made sure to tell me that I am actually NOT a toilet. Thanks for clearing that up!
He’s insane. His toilet has been tweeting at him since January 2022, he still responds almost daily a year later and he hasn’t been able to successfully ban it.
 
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It's truly pitiful. Telling people to "enjoy prison" is all he has left. He's exhausted every other option. Every option except not responding to everything like a retard but ya know - can't let the idiots win and all that.
When Josiah asked him why he filed the lolsuit Fat said 'because nothing else has worked'. So after that didn't work either he really is left with nothing.
 

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I particularly like that he goes with "hunted" because it makes me think that Pat is envisioning a The Fugitive type scenario where theyre hot on our trails. Brothermen staying off of major highways and staying in shitty motels... changing patposting burner phones daily to stay one step a head of Tommy Lee Jones and the guy with the pushbroom mustache. Vurry dramatic.
 
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