Imagine if Fonald Plump manages to win a second term?Space elephants on an asteroid getting targeted by a rocket sent by Fonald Plump to kill the gays. It also has tranny panda bears and a creepy photographer from Minnesota!
Imagine if Fonald Plump manages to win a second term?Space elephants on an asteroid getting targeted by a rocket sent by Fonald Plump to kill the gays. It also has tranny panda bears and a creepy photographer from Minnesota!
yes, but the good kind. i taught darren wilson everyhing he knows.U a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are a cop.
Water came from comets I think."They brought us all our water."
Didn't the atmosphere have something to do with that?
"Normies" is what he calls anyone with a BMI under 37. And of course, this never happened. If you were in the midst of having a blast at your favorite bar, would you interrupt the good time to tweet about it? Nope. More Tomlinson Tall Tales.Well, that's what he's doing at this very moment.
Showing pictures of an asteroid to barflys on a monday night #winning
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In June 2017, NASA approved a move from concept development to the preliminary design phase,[17] and in August 2018 NASA approved the project to start the final design and assembly phase.[18]
Nah, I totally believe he'd do that. What's with him using 4chan lingo that even the newest of newfags and dumbest of frogposters gave up on like 5 years ago though? Without getting to into how he's a pale and fat imitation of normalfags, does he really think reddit with all its science fetishization is some obscure corner of the internet?"Normies" is what he calls anyone with a BMI under 37. And of course, this never happened. If you were in the midst of having a blast at your favorite bar, would you interrupt the good time to tweet about it? Nope. More Tomlinson Tall Tales.
Oh yeah. Pat totally pauses the mood so he can take pics for twitter. You can see it in any photos that have other people.Nah, I totally believe he'd do that. What's with him using 4chan lingo that even the newest of newfags and dumbest of frogposters gave up on like 5 years ago though? Without getting to into how he's a pale and fat imitation of normalfags, does he really think reddit with all its science fetishization is some obscure corner of the internet?
Well, that's what he's doing at this very moment.
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Sam Roberts said he was a bully, faggotGoddamn I hate him so much. Sometimes when I'm sitting at home, cooking Greek or Italian food or playing Xbox I'll have that moment of self-awareness where I'll go "God I was such a horrible person in high school I can't believe I bullied people". But then this dude tweets or opens his mouth, and it automatically makes me say "you didn't bully people enough dude."
Oh, it's "fuckin' metal" is it?Well, that's what he's doing at this very moment.
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Christ what a creep, nobody wants to see pics from your dirty phone. They’re saying it’s cool so he stops and leaves them alone. Monday at a bar in the early evening - that’s really sad.Well, that's what he's doing at this very moment.
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He doesn’t realize how annoying he sounds, at the most they’re just saying “oh…that’s cool…” so he leaves them alone"Normies"
Sooo ... people with actual jobs, families and adults interests who don't spend their entire lives on Twitter?
Sam Roberts couldnt bully the down syndrome class if he had a baseball bat. I can sniff out bullies because they show the same feeling that I do: remorse. I was a fucking borderline sociopath in high school because my dad beat me and beat my mom and I couldn't help my mom so I took it out on people. Sam fucked his hair keeping momma and got a piece of that incest pussy and pretends like he's hot shit, but I bet my fucking livelihood he's never taken a punch in his life. He's a pussy faggot who claims he fucked with people but he hid behind a teacher.Sam Roberts said he was a bully, faggot
Sam's boasted proudly how he'd fuck with others however he wanted but if anyone wanted to pound his head in for it he'd sue them for all they were worth. He's well aware he can be a weaselly little shitstain and face no repercussions in the corporate world, because nobody is going to risk losing their job or worse to teach him a lesson. Before Pat came along Sam was the one I most wanted to be beaten into a coma by a rioting horde of porch monkeys, but other than his radio co-host he's not close personal friends with pederasts, so here we are.Sam Roberts couldnt bully the down syndrome class if he had a baseball bat. I can sniff out bullies because they show the same feeling that I do: remorse. I was a fucking borderline sociopath in high school because my dad beat me and beat my mom and I couldn't help my mom so I took it out on people. Sam fucked his hair keeping momma and got a piece of that incest pussy and pretends like he's hot shit, but I bet my fucking livelihood he's never taken a punch in his life. He's a pussy faggot who claims he fucked with people but he hid behind a teacher.
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