Pat taking a play from the onaforums book?

[Will Tate]

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Every accusation, yada yada yada

Then he'll defend Sam Delaney when that Reddit guy texts him. Fucking fat, pedo-apologist hypocrite. Fat, too.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He should drop a hit of acid and open his mind maaaaaaaaan.

Drug Pat would be so fucking insufferable.

Think about how breathlessly he talks about the grains of sand vs. number of stars in the universe now

 

[Jenna]

I seriously think it might be good for him if he got high and lost himself in Mass Effect for 12 hours straight. It might be a kind of clinic for him to sweat the twitter addiction.

For real though. The first one sucks, Andromeda sucks, but 2 and 3 fucking fulfilled whatever dumb fantasy I had about being an important space captain, shit I even made my Shepard look like an actual tough guy version of me. There is no doubt on my mind if he gets some gummi edibles and plays through that game on easy mode so he can breeze through enemies, he's got to make decisions about alien conflicts and the game adjusts to what Patrick decides, shit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Drug Pat would be so fucking insufferable.

Think about how breathlessly he talks about the grains of sand vs. number of stars in the universe now

He’s never smoked weed because nobody ever wanted to smoke with him. In school he was obviously the Narc that would run and tell and as an adult people want to spend the least amount of time with Pat possible. He’s a “creative” yet has never touched weed which has been used for creatives for decades. He would be the most annoying person high, he’d would be the type to not shut up and kill the mood.

 

[Jenna]

He’s never smoked weed because nobody ever wanted to smoke with him. In school he was obviously the Narc that would run and tell and as an adult people want to spend the least amount of time with Pat possible. He’s a “creative” yet has never touched weed which has been used for creatives for decades. He would be the most annoying person high, he’d would be the type to not shut up and kill the mood.

It's not a party drug though, if anything it's an antisocial drug. There's nothing stopping him from driving down to Illinois where it's completely legal, getting some gummis and then just eating one measily 10mg nothing and seeing how it feels. Except for the elitism he feels when he boasts he's never tried a drug in his life, in the midst of dueling addictions to alcohol and antipsychotic pills.

Spend your entire life ignoring the best drug to do alone (or with Niki hint hint), that genuinely has no negative side effects. Except you overeat, and wanna do it again. $15 and a daytrip, the cops aren't gonna pull you over, and you don't even have to inhale smoke anymore: you can eat yummy flavored gummi bears like a fucking 1st grader.

But in the end I hate him, so I'm glad he doesn't want to try weed. I'm glad he's only ever fucked two mediocre white broads. I'm glad he owes money to Quasi and nobody takes him seriously and he can't see his daughter. Keep fueling your own unhappiness just like sad lil' Jimmy Norton does.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Except you overeat

C’mon, Pat couldn’t deal with anything that adds to his already dogshit appetite.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's not a party drug though, if anything it's an antisocial drug. There's nothing stopping him from driving down to Illinois where it's completely legal, getting some gummis and then just eating one measily 10mg nothing and seeing how it feels. Except for the elitism he feels when he boasts he's never tried a drug in his life, in the midst of dueling addictions to alcohol and antipsychotic pills.

Spend your entire life ignoring the best drug to do alone (or with Niki hint hint), that genuinely has no negative side effects. Except you overeat, and wanna do it again. $15 and a daytrip, the cops aren't gonna pull you over, and you don't even have to inhale smoke anymore: you can eat yummy flavored gummi bears like a fucking 1st grader.

But in the end I hate him, so I'm glad he doesn't want to try weed. I'm glad he's only ever fucked two mediocre white broads. I'm glad he owes money to Quasi and nobody takes him seriously and he can't see his daughter. Keep fueling your own unhappiness just like sad lil' Jimmy Norton does.

That what it makes it funny, he acts all snobby and above others because he doesn’t smoke weed yet it’s a drug that compared to other drugs isn’t as dangerous and is pretty much legal. He’d probably be a happier person if he smoked weed instead of drinking heavy and eating shitty food. He has such a stunted mentality about weed since in his head it’s still ALL DRUGS ARE BAD from the DARE classes he had back in the 90s. News flash piggy - alcohol and caffeine are drugs so you’re not drug free.

 

[Jenna]

That what it makes it funny, he acts all snobby and above others because he doesn’t smoke weed yet it’s a drug that compared to other drugs isn’t as dangerous and is pretty much legal. He’d probably be a happier person if he smoked weed instead of drinking heavy and eating shitty food. He has such a stunted mentality about weed since in his head it’s still ALL DRUGS ARE BAD from the DARE classes he had back in the 90s. News flash piggy - alcohol and caffeine are drugs so you’re not drug free.

It's the narcissism of a first impression. He first found out about weed when he was a kid and the other kids weren't doing it with him. Cue a narcissistic first impression that weed = bad, that was validated by that DARE bullshit where kids who say no to drugs are winners!

25-30 years later, he's still carrying that with him. There's no drug test he needs to pass and it's evolved into candy that makes you happy and silly. Watermelon, Green Apple, or Blue Raspberry, that's how accessible the scary dangerous drug is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's the narcissism of a first impression. He first found out about weed when he was a kid and the other kids weren't doing it with him. Cue a narcissistic first impression that weed = bad, that was validated by that DARE bullshit where kids who say no to drugs are winners!

25-30 years later, he's still carrying that with him. There's no drug test he needs to pass and it's evolved into candy that makes you happy and silly. Watermelon, Green Apple, or Blue Raspberry, that's how accessible the scary dangerous drug is.

Is that DARE bullshit still around? I was in elementary school early 90s when that was big and they made us sing a song at an assembly and it was so embarrassing I needed drugs to block it out. I remember they told us shit like weed and pcp were the same. Of course a couple years later you had kids being prescribed all kinds of shit due to ADD and other stuff.