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Either she's a brotherman and she's catfishing him or the third, best wife saga is going to be a hell of a ride.
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Pat surrounded by the ladies as usual. I guess he didn't want his friends to blow the threesome up for him.
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Look how dark they made Muh black QB. In reality this guy's whiter than boomia.
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Why does his neck look like that and how can I ensure mine never does?
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Looks like AI generated
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A MEXICAN! WITH A PAPER BAG IN HIS FFFUCKING HAND!
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That's what I came here to say
He’s cheating on Big Nik
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I think pat can hey away with cheating. Niki is too depressed to stand up for herself, plus they have to maintain this illusion of a happy marriage or the trolls win.
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The hard part is finding a girl thats actually willing to have sex with him.
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If Pat tried to fuck you would you do it for da bit?
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I would have to say yes. I think it would be a lot of trying to get the faucet dick to work
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I've determined, after recently changing a hose bib on a house, that Pat's penis should be referred to as "The Hose Bib"
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That would be cool as shit
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You’re a good egg. Some day when I’m in Florida let me take you out for an extravagant date, no sex required. I’ll probably ask for some of your Xanax though.
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She's a lady, she wants you too want sex, but settle for the xanax not the reverse.
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They are a couple of gross, autistic, middle aged, childless swingers. I've been saying this for ages. Patrick wears a black wedding ring, Niki doesn't wear one at all and she used to be in a throuple with two other gross autistics.
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I forgot about that. That was a confirmed throuple right? Gross.
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And every swinger couple is always gross. Either they’re fat, greasy, smelly, white trash, or all of the above. Remember - Pat is into things…going up his ass.
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Well, they both have herpes and she's for a foot tattoo, they are a perfect fit for the swinger life style
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It is pretty funny that Pat goes to the bar to watch the game and ends up sitting with what looks like a sewing circle of random old women while watching groups of guy friends highfiving and having fun.