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Pat still thinks his Tiny Tim book is going to be published

RickReternal

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Has he posted that he’s started writing something new? Or is this like his last Hail Mary
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DominusOdium

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being shopped just like Herd Immunity
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that's 2 books writter but unsold, not a good look
Funny about that Herd Immunity...

It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.

It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.
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Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.

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At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests.
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And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.
 

Udders

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being shopped just like Herd Immunity
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that's 2 books writter but unsold, not a good look
This tweet sparked my curiosity. Can the twitter archive autists find the first utterance of "Enjoy Prison?" I really wanna know how long he's been saying it now. That tweet is over a year old and it's been going on well longer than that I feel.
 

Josef Kuminski

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It will get self published on Amazon and he’ll try to spin it as a decision he made.

In reality he’d rather be published by penguin and make no money, than self publish and make something. It’s all about image with pig.
The problem is that Rick doesn’t have a genuine audience. No one wants to read Tiny Tim in space. There’s also problem no one wants him around. It would much easier to self publish if you’re an established author with a huge fan base or a relatively new author that doesn’t have the baggage of being the biggest faggot on the internet, because you have to go out and promote it. Who’s going to have him on their podcast? Hildy? Paul? He doesn’t even use his precious twitter account to promote his book. He doesn’t do any kind of tour or appearances and as long as we’ve been following this faggot, he’s never done any of that shit. Even the bigger retarded faggot Chris Chan can sell his shit pieces of art for 100s of dollars.
 

Toothless Enthusiast

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The problem is that Rick doesn’t have a genuine audience. No one wants to read Tiny Tim in space. There’s also problem no one wants him around. It would much easier to self publish if you’re an established author with a huge fan base or a relatively new author that doesn’t have the baggage of being the biggest faggot on the internet, because you have to go out and promote it. Who’s going to have him on their podcast? Hildy? Paul? He doesn’t even use his precious twitter account to promote his book. He doesn’t do any kind of tour or appearances and as long as we’ve been following this faggot, he’s never done any of that shit. Even the bigger retarded faggot Chris Chan can sell his shit pieces of art for 100s of dollars.
He couldn't even do the bare minimum and read an except of Tiny Tim at Worldcon lmao
 

SFWA liaison

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This tweet sparked my curiosity. Can the twitter archive autists find the first utterance of "Enjoy Prison?" I really wanna know how long he's been saying it now. That tweet is over a year old and it's been going on well longer than that I feel.
October 8th 2022 is the earliest on Twitter, but he probably texted it to some redditor before that
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there's this 2017 one but not to an atalker
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Honoria

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Funny about that Herd Immunity...

It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.

It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.
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Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.

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At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.

And of course, John Scalzi wrote a "woman protecting alien species from predators" novel in 2022. Anyone looking at Pat's pitch will immediately think it's too similar and trash it.
 

Josef Kuminski

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He couldn't even do the bare minimum and read an except of Tiny Tim at Worldcon lmao
It took him four years to write that shit. He hasn’t even started his next novel yet, despite not having a real job. How hard could it be to write a novel in between scrubbing toilets, drinking and tweeting “enjoy prison”?
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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He said that he wanted to finish writing some old project that he Annabelle'd by April 2024

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Can we get some PatFacts here? This hypothetical novel would be his "9th"? His six shitty published novels plus Tiny Tim is only seven. This pandemic "banger" would only be number 8. Is there a lost Tomlinson project?

Also when did he finish Tiny Tim and start shopping it? I feel like it's been six months already. How much "shopping" is his agent doing? Put down the Amazon.com and find Pat a publisher, buddy!
 

DominusOdium

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Funny about that Herd Immunity...

It started as a short story in 2015 in which he failed to win a Writers of the Future Award. WOTF is a scam run by Scientology created by L. Ron Hubbard to give him and his buddies awards and seem important in the science fiction field.

It's even too sketchy for SFWA who have a warning page about it.
View attachment 216653

Netflix did not "come and get it" or anything else this bloated retard had on offer. Another year not spent in his daughter's life later and he had turned a short story even the Scientologists thought was too stupid and far fetched into a half written novel nobody wanted.

View attachment 216657
At some point he was likely told to stop writing his 80k words of nonsense that nobody asked for and 5 months later was trying to get an outline for what appears to be a new version together to maybe get paid to write it instead of losing Scientology contests and subsidizing his hobby scrubbing toilets in his hovel for guests. View attachment 216658And in 2023 he would claim to have only started writing this idiotic idea in 2022, which was undoubtedly intended to get him into Hollywood and close to some hot actresses he imagined would play his alien elephant protector and be the start of his career in the movies. In the end, he made 0 dimes on this idea after wasting years on it, lying about it, making different, equally stupid versions and the only alien elephant that came of it was himself. Alien to his daughter with an elephantine girth to make any poacher drool.
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TorqueWheeler

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I wonder how many publishers it’s been shopped to that have said “hard pass.“

I know it’s all of them so far, but knowing a number would be hilarious
I dunno about book publishers but if someone with the track record of a Patrick S. Tomlinson came to me to pitch it as a movie, "Ebenezer Scrooge has been murdered and..." would be as far as they got before I said "pass."
 
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