Pat still thinks his Tiny Tim book is going to be published

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny he did this on threads and not twitter - he knows our rascals and people like Leslie would call him out

Shopped? Too late for a holiday season rollout for 2024. It’s over, piggy.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Funny he did this on threads and not twitter - he knows our rascals and people like Leslie would call him out
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Shopped? Too late for a holiday season rollout for 2024. It’s over, piggy.

Wayyyy too late for 2024. It'd have to be printed already and shipped no later than next month.

Pigman will have to wait until 2025. Heh, who are we kidding, no one will ever publish that bullshit.

 

[quasi101]

hear ye hear ye , obese retard turns a gift of $150k into negative $83,736.99

 

[wbgreen]

Pat is all about Fake It till You Make It.

He just hasn't Made It yet. Maybe next year.

 

[N64 Cube]

I wonder how many publishers it’s been shopped to that have said “hard pass.“

I know it’s all of them so far, but knowing a number would be hilarious

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Pat is all about Fake It till You Make It.

He just hasn't Made It yet. Maybe next year.

It's not Pat's fault, the lag time is nuts apparently!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Has he posted that he’s started writing something new? Or is this like his last Hail Mary

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I wonder how many publishers it’s been shopped to that have said “hard pass.“

I know it’s all of them so far, but knowing a number would be hilarious

I’d love to know how desperate he was to try and get someone to buy it at the Glasgow con. I really think that was his final con because it’s clear his career is over.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Has he posted that he’s started writing something new? Or is this like his last Hail Mary

This is his Hail Mary - he figured he would be on his way to getting millions from suing the city but that’s not looking good.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Has he posted that he’s started writing something new? Or is this like his last Hail Mary

He said that he wanted to finish writing some old project that he Annabelle'd by April 2024

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He said that he wanted to finish writing some old project that he Annabelle'd by April 2024

Didn’t he claim he once looked up one of his abandoned projects and it was so good it made him cry? What a faggot.

 

[DominusOdium]

Funny he did this on threads and not twitter - he knows our rascals and people like Leslie would call him out
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Shopped? Too late for a holiday season rollout for 2024. It’s over, piggy.

4 months, 18 days since "Tiny Tim: Mission to Moscow.... In SPACE!" was sent "into the wild" to shop to acquisitions editors.

This is a supposedly established author who used to have a deal with Tor and is, according to Patrick himself, a six figure author selling thousands of copies of his books. He's never had more X followers and just got back from selling zero books at Worldcon! In Europe!

He's huge! Well, his cheek jowls are, anyways. Does Stephen King shop his books for 5 months with no progress? Fuck, Lori Janeski didn't have to.

Get real, Fatso.

 

[NoBacon]

It will get self published on Amazon and he’ll try to spin it as a decision he made.

In reality he’d rather be published by penguin and make no money, than self publish and make something. It’s all about image with pig.

 

[DominusOdium]

It will get self published on Amazon and he’ll try to spin it as a decision he made.

In reality he’d rather be published by penguin and make no money, than self publish and make something. It’s all about image with pig.

This is my magnum opus and I wouldn't accept anything less than it's true value from publishers who are still feeling the economic damage done by Trump and the Republicans. Support independent artists and authors by buying my book.

 

[N64 Cube]

I’d love to know how desperate he was to try and get someone to buy it at the Glasgow con. I really think that was his final con because it’s clear his career is over.

100% he practiced his pitch on the plane. “Imagine John Wick and Tiny Tim were one person. He gets revenge on the death of Scrooge. That’s this Tiny Tim story. You’re not interested? What do you mean? I spent YEARS on this and flew here from America!! Give me it a chance buddy!”

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

One thing's for certain. When no one publishes it, it'll be our fault. And Trump's.

 

[SFWA liaison]

being shopped just like Herd Immunity

that's 2 books writter but unsold, not a good look

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Reminder: Pat's agent Russell Galen is considered a swinging dick in the publishing industry. If he can't get Pat a new book deal it means he's completely fucked.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Funny he did this on threads and not twitter - he knows our rascals and people like Leslie would call him out

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Good news for otherhappyemokid is that there are several books just like it already on the market.

 

[Brooke Shields]

The Tiny Tim Roadtrip is slated for March...