Pat sees an old friend

[TorpidSloth]

He always walks like he sharted and is heading to the bathroom.

Because he had a cock up his ass all night

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Thats so great that he was robbed by the blacks that he thinks he is protecting/defending. I bet he looked at niki and said " They need our phones more than we do."

I bet Niki suggested they don’t even report it to the police for BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! Reasons

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Pat in those glasses will always look like this to me:

 

[T. Booth Willy]

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Pat swished away like a fruit after meeting that guy. It was the kind of involuntary "tell" that shows he's a homosexual.

He did the drunk Nana walk

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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The old "bitter beer face"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Sadly a cenote took that video from him, along with that phone.

And his gemini account to keep paying torswats.

 

[Petworth dude]

Bergquam

Any guesses on his 23 and me results

Didn't one of us go through his family tree? He descends from inbred English tards, IIRC.

 

[quasi101]

learn about curbs - says fat man who claims he rolled his ankle on one while cheating at a race.

 

[BUBBLER]

learn about curbs - says fat man who claims he rolled his ankle on one while cheating at a race.

A marathon which goes through paved roads and never over a curb, unless you are cutting the course

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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Sunglasses, backwards ball cap, pink shirt and cheap-o wristwatch. Patrick is grown-up Ralph Wiggum. Who dresses him?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It’s hilarious to say this but… Pat reminds me a lot of convicted Felon, registered Sex Offender and Serial Police impersonator Jeremy DeWitte. They’re both narcissists that can never admit their own failings, cite things from people who never told them that, and act like they’re the ultimate authority on what the law is in any situation. DeWitte actually ran a successful business being arguably a way worse person than Pat is. If DeWitte could have some self reflection and change his more police wannabe behavior he could be a millionaire. If Pat could stop treating everyone on the internet like some child he has to educate, he could have a legit fan following.

 

[Coonskin]

Because he had a cock up his ass all night

Or a lizard