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Pat reveals again that he fears a trial

BoringFaggot

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I wish those college kids who vandalized his stupid car with "DICK" and BBs would tell us what he did to make them hate him so much. He probably tried to run them down a few times in that dumpster alley and repeatedly screamed hysterically at them at 1 AM like he did those poor cops.
They were probably partying and he called the cops because "I can't focus on my writing."
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Boomia texts him some bullshit about the covid vaccine and Pat feels the need to tweet out the screencap

someone REPEATEDLY vandalizes his Mustang, leaves dozens of death threats on his voicemail...but Pat will only TALK about it and not post the videos/audios despite being a social media pro that knows that's way more powerful than just text

he also never turned it over to the many news stations that reported on the fatphobia terrorism against him

🤔 weird decision

is he scamming the car insurance company?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️we have 12 discord gays using this account❤️
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So are you going to prison or are you mentally unwell? Because if you're unwell you can't stand trial
Unfit to stand trial by insanity really only means that you didn’t know what you were doing was wrong. So in anyone here’s defense, who would have thought that trolling was wrong?
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Boomia texts him some bullshit about the covid vaccine and Pat feels the need to tweet out the screencap

someone REPEATEDLY vandalizes his Mustang, leaves dozens of death threats on his voicemail...but Pat will only TALK about it and not post the videos/audios despite being a social media pro that knows that's way more powerful than just text

he also never turned it over to the many news stations that reported on the fatphobia terrorism against him

🤔 weird decision

is he scamming the car insurance company?
If he had actual, conclusive video of someone from here doing that (maybe they’re wearing a WOW shirt or a shirt that says “I am boomia from the internet”) he would post it in reply to every single felony tweet he received.

He would tweet it at police, lawyers, media people, trannies..he can’t keep anything a secret. He put his wife’s medication requirements on Twitter ffs.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Boomia texts him some bullshit about the covid vaccine and Pat feels the need to tweet out the screencap

someone REPEATEDLY vandalizes his Mustang, leaves dozens of death threats on his voicemail...but Pat will only TALK about it and not post the videos/audios despite being a social media pro that knows that's way more powerful than just text

he also never turned it over to the many news stations that reported on the fatphobia terrorism against him

🤔 weird decision

is he scamming the car insurance company?
Im curious the extent of the vandalizm. Is it writing on his car or are they actually breaking shit? Maybe its just more lies. Fuck who knows with this guy? He lies about everything so when he tells the truth its just seems like he is crying wolf again.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Unfit to stand trial by insanity really only means that you didn’t know what you were doing was wrong. So in anyone here’s defense, who would have thought that trolling was wrong?
Just identify as a woman and you will be swimming in strange for the rest of your life.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Unfit to stand trial by insanity really only means that you didn’t know what you were doing was wrong. So in anyone here’s defense, who would have thought that trolling was wrong?
It’s an interesting question. Pre-Pat, I trolled causally and considered it wrongdoing on the order of, I don’t know, fucking off from work early or drinking too much and not getting shit done on weekends. Stupid, shitty, but whatever.

Pat is so fully deserving of what he gets (excluding illegal shit like SWATting, which isn’t trolling, for the record) that he’s made a vice a virtue. Trolling him simply isn’t wrong. It’s the right thing to do.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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It’s an interesting question. Pre-Pat, I trolled causally and considered it wrongdoing on the order of, I don’t know, fucking off from work early or drinking too much and not getting shit done on weekends. Stupid, shitty, but whatever.

Pat is so fully deserving of what he gets (excluding illegal shit like SWATting, which isn’t trolling, for the record) that he’s made a vice a virtue. Trolling him simply isn’t wrong. It’s the right thing to do.
I tweeted at him like 4 times and he blocked me so I stopped. It’s funnier to just laugh at him here.
 

More Worser

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Seems like his neighbors have hated him for a long time. I wonder how many times he has gotten in arguments with them. He must have pissed someone off if they are targeting his car back then. I wonder if its the same person from then still fucking with him and he just doesnt mention it. Seems odd that he wouldnt mention it on twitter with pics though. He posts about every lame detail of his life for twitter pity. Seems like he is missing out on that attention he craves by not mentioning it.

That's an interesting point.

I wonder whether Pat used an online service to send mail to his neighbors with his opinions and accusations. I can imagine that would piss them off enough to vandalize his property (it IS his, he just owes it and lot more to Quasi).

Wait, what am I saying? His neighbors are black, so they're notoriously NOT easily annoyed and don't lash out physically against things like point-of-purchase displays, motor vehicles, or poorly made lawn chairs.
 

More Worser

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That's an interesting point.

I wonder whether Pat used an online service to send mail to his neighbors with his opinions and accusations. I can imagine that would piss them off enough to vandalize his property (it IS his, he just owes it and lot more to Quasi).

Wait, what am I saying? His neighbors are black, so they're notoriously NOT easily annoyed and don't lash out physically against things like point-of-purchase displays, motor vehicles, or poorly made lawn chairs.


I can't even imagine what Pat must have said in those letters and postcards in order to drive normally-peaceful Negroes into such a rage if they would vandalize his cars or house before anyone here ever heard of him.

I'm guessing it was something like "Hey, NIGGER. Keep your filthy black feet off my grass. I realize you're lazy and entitled but my house is not a shortcut to your shitty Section 8 traphouse.

I know it was you. Next time you or any of 30 niglets set foot on my property you're going to find out what Stand Your Ground laws are all about. Sleep tight, NIGGER."

I know it's shocking but I wouldn't put it past him. I'm just racist as a bit; Pat is racist in real life. 😔
 

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
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"Still means years of prison, just fewer of them."

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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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Ramping up the lies to another insane degree once again, Pat? You suddenly have multiple videos of someone vandalizing your car but have never so much as tweeted about it? You're going to get fucked when they catch you in the act, Pat. You're the worst liar in the world and a terrible actor too and even still, none of it is going to exempt you from paying Quasi anyway. You fat fucking mongoloid.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Felony raining made the calipers rust to shit. Mother Nature atalker is going to prison.
Pat should unironically get the electric chair for still not building a garage, the 2014 “next year’s project,” for his old shitbox. That tweet referring to it as “a nice car” got my ribs more than anything. No one has ever envied you for driving that hairdresser’s mobile salon, Pat.
 
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Why does he love arguing with people so much? Such unnecessary stress.
He likes it behind the safety net of the internet, where he can google facts to make himself sound informed, be rude to people without the possibility of getting punched in the face, and where (when he's inevitably made to look like a fool) he can block, ignore or delete the person or tweet that has made him look stupid.

He avoids any real life confrontation, whether it's a debate with his intellectual betters (Shapiro etc) or anything more physical (BDA.) In short (and fat) he is a blowhard coward.
 
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