Pat proves comedy pays his bills with a little Thanksgiving humor

[DominusOdium]

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This year I'm thankful that Pat is able to provide me so many loffs like this great festive innuendo (nice spelling, stupid) list!

You've never helped your daughter make a Thanksgiving dinner plate. Never provided a meal for her. Never carved a turkey proudly for your wife and child.

This is what you fucking spend your motherfucking time doing. Writing retarded cornball shit for 8 likes on a platform you claim to hate but can't quit. There's no meal to prep. No little side dish your daughter likes to make with daddy. No candlesticks for her to lay out and ask if she did it right. Oh, maybe she asks her now SECOND surrogate father. Maybe the SECOND GUY who is more of man and more of a father to your daughter is making a dish with her right now.

And mama's little fat failure to launch?

Just THEEEESE CORNY. FUCKING. TWITTER. POSTS. to amuse similar non-men and smelly dykes floating rudderless through life, making everything about sex because they never grew beyond I CUMMED SO I'M NOT A LOSER. Huhuhuh stuffed the bird. Hurhuhur cream gravy. Fucking die.

Stick your fucking head in the oven instead of the bird.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

the only way Pat would have a funny bone in his body is if a Turkey fucked him in the ass

You stole that joke from Bob Levy.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Pat used to think it was funny to piss in his mouth in the bath tub.


He was 37

Let he who has never pissed in his shower cast the first stone.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Stick your fucking head in the oven instead of the bird.

Harsh but fair.

 

[DominusOdium]

Harsh but fair.

Paul Weimer likes harsh butt fare.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'm gonna use these today and see how well they go over.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Reminder that last year pat spent all of thanksgiving alone and tweeted “enjoy prison” something like 450x on thanksgiving day.

 

[BUBBLER]

The existence of Thanksgiving implies the existence of Thankstaking, Thanksloaning, and Thanksreceiving

 

[johnnynoname]

You stole that joke from Bob Levy.

i'm such a piece of shit

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

i'm such a piece of shit

Bob wrote that and “I’m going to beat my dick like it owes me money.”

 

[NoBacon]

Swatting the self is another good one

 

[CuntFucker .]

The existence of innuendo implies outnuendo, onnuendo, undernuendo, betweennuendo

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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This year I'm thankful that Pat is able to provide me so many loffs like this great festive innuendo (nice spelling, stupid) list!

How about:
Feeding The Fat Cunt

Engorging The Obese Fat Chomo

Ruminating Of The Retard

I Let My Wife Get Fucked By Homeless Men

My Mother-in-Law Resents Me For Sitting With The Family For Dinner.

Riding The Bronco Buster AKA When My Drunk Carny Dad Beat and Raped Me

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Pat had a tag for his joke but only posted it to bluesky. He's shifting the content to his second, better social media.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Please keep all mentions of American Canadian Thanksgiving contained to the Abe Vigoda American Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread.

 

[Sean Baird]

I love even when he's with friends and family his fists are clenched with simmering tard rage.