Pat posts pics of him giving his daughter a bath

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I believe it needs its own Twitter account

So does the lizard.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Lol you fuckin got me

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Remember when Nibbler's predecessor, Toothless, got sick and Rick took the fucking thing to get an X-Ray at the height of the COVID pandemic? My sister has the most expensive vet insurance for both her dogs and I think she's crazy for that. Then there's Rick paying out of pocket to get diagnostic imaging procedures done on a cold blooded reptile who wouldn't blink if he keeled over in front of it.

 

[Udders]

No one cares, faggot. We're all happy your stupid lizard died. Nice pet that only edgelord teenagers find cool, stupid.

 

[New Name]

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No one cares, faggot. We're all happy your stupid lizard died. Nice pet that only edgelord teenagers find cool, stupid.

Wait he just let's these fucking things loose in his house? I thought these were aquarium creatures

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Named after a cartoon from when he was 32 years old. If a kid named it that it would be understandable. Pat fawned over that movie like he was 8 years olds. Meanwhile he could have shared that experience with his actual daughter. Instead he chose to get drunk and pretend this was part of his own childhood while he was dodging parental responsibility.

 

[guest]

Remember when Nibbler's predecessor, Toothless, got sick and Rick took the fucking thing to get an X-Ray at the height of the COVID pandemic? My sister has the most expensive vet insurance for both her dogs and I think she's crazy for that. Then there's Rick paying out of pocket to get diagnostic imaging procedures done on a cold blooded reptile who wouldn't blink if he keeled over in front of it.

It's called the unconditional, unfettered love of a concerned parent, chowiouhhghld.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That sink is fucking disgusting.

I was hoping the drain connected to the garbage disposable and the insect would scurry down it

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Nice lonely Selma Bouvier pet. "Come on JubJub, I'll reheat some meatloaf."

She should have killed with the hat pin like she planned

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Talk about not pulling punches. This nigga is lit!

The only punches he pulls are on Jim Norton.

 

[guest]

Don't poors use xbox for tv?

Hey, I use Xbox and I'm not a poor

*Walks away to sad hulk music*

 

[guest]

The only punches he pulls are on Jim Norton.

Oh you.....

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

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No one cares, faggot. We're all happy your stupid lizard died. Nice pet that only edgelord teenagers find cool, stupid.

I have been laughing at the picture of dead Toothless for the last 25 fucking minutes.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It proves how much of a scifi fan/writer I am, atalker child.

Well, only a scifi fan/writer can understand Futurama's subtle nuances and miss the obscure references.

 

[guest]

Well, only a scifi fan/writer can understand Futurama's subtle nuances and miss the obscure references.

not my faulT the genre goes over your head, chowd

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Hey, I use Xbox and I'm not a poor

*Walks away to sad hulk music*

No offense, brothaman. The last game thing I had was a gameboy OG. Nahht entertaining to me.