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Filthy Pierre is going to love this one
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That first reason he gives for not "rereading" (he means "re-reading") is one of the most insane, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing, and conceited things he's ever said. No real author would ever say something so stupid and no person in general would ever be so arrogant as to think that their memory has perfect rentention and recall on any piece of writing over one page long.Never mind there was only 8 hours between tweets
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I've never seen this before. He's probably so slow because he has to sound out the words.View attachment 192474
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I'm sure 12 hours of "research" from the world's slowest reader is going to make for a dynamite talk. How does anyone take this retard seriously?
The thought of him quickly googling his followers' questions and pretending he just plucked the information from his great big brain is disgusting.
Its the single most cartoonishly narcissistic thing I've ever heard anybody say in earnest. He has no idea that his bragging could only be thought up by someone who has no real insight into what he's talking about. Hes like a virgin trying to describe what sex feels like.That first reason he gives for not "rereading" (he means "re-reading") is one of the most insane, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing, and conceited things he's ever said.
You also could reread something because you enjoy it. Maybe you find delight in the author’s or poet’s or playwright’s skill with the language. I’ve read so many classics multiple times just for that reason.That first reason he gives for not "rereading" (he means "re-reading") is one of the most insane, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing, and conceited things he's ever said. No real author would ever say something so stupid and no person in general would ever be so arrogant as to think that their memory has perfect rentention and recall on any piece of writing over one page long.
On top of that, re-reading a book is not about reminding yourself what happened, unless the thing you are reading is as shallow as a puddle. You are re-reading to analyze. "No, I don't need to re-read Blood Meridian. I remember every single thing that happened in perfect order and understood why everything occurred and got every single deeper meaning on the first try using my special super duper big boy brain. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you." What a cretin.
I wonder if he’s like this with music, too. “I remember what that song sounds like so I never need to hear it again.” If he isn’t like this with music, I wonder what his response would be if someone asked him to explain why rereading is pointless but relistening is not. What a wonder the pig is.You also could reread something because you enjoy it. Maybe you find delight in the author’s or poet’s or playwright’s skill with the language. I’ve read so many classics multiple times just for that reason.
Pat doesn’t have a passion for writing. He just thinks it’s a get-rich-quick scheme, so he has no genuine appreciation for the written word.
That would be too advanced for him. He watches the short but colorful cartoon videos of kurzgesagt. He admitted this a while back.
It's not even the wiki page for Venus, because that would require some actual work. He will be summarizing this page:I hope the lucky 4 or 5 people who will attend this talk enjoy hearing a bad summary of the Wikipedia entry for Venus.
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