Pat is emotionally invested in what defines a " burger"

[Meownaw]

"Pretty cool, huh?"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm still not convinced. Look at the way it's splattered on the plate and the sandwich, like he'd snot rocketed out of both piggy nostrils.

So the plate with pistachios isnt enough?

 

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That’s jam, stupid.

 

[Jenna]

Step 1 : Make toast
Step 2 : Add one slice of " Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product"
Step 3 : microwave for 25 seconds
Step 4 : (optional) add pistachios and hot sauce or your preference
Step 5 : Post photo to twitter

"I found Patrick's dish to be the meal of the day, the bread was perfectly toasted and those pistachios added a layer of crunch. He really elevated the concept of what a grilled cheese sandwich is by sprinkling on that parsley, and the sauce had a wonderful Korean kick to it."

"It's the kind of dish you can put on the menu at a Michelin star restaurant. A dish like this should take years to conceptualize, and Patrick made it in an afternoon. Stunning, simply stunning."

 

[Meownaw]

"I found Patrick's dish to be the meal of the day, the bread was perfectly toasted and those pistachios added a layer of crunch. He really elevated the concept of what a grilled cheese sandwich is by sprinkling on that parsley, and the sauce had a wonderful Korean kick to it."

"It's the kind of dish you can put on the menu at a Michelin star restaurant. A dish like this should take years to conceptualize, and Patrick made it in an afternoon. Stunning, simply stunning."

Maybe a Michelin Man style. See he is very fat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe a Michelin Man style. See he is very fat.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

sprinkling on that parsley

I’ve seen this photo so many times and never noticed that. His brain is profoundly broken.

Also nice invoking the name of God when you’re a militant anti-spirituality POS.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I actually agree with Pat on this one.

I think he also once Tweeted that protesters are stupid, so that's twice in the last five years.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

He doesn't even know cheese sandwich is a Norm reference

 

[EraGodless]

Step 1 : Make toast
Step 2 : Add one slice of " Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product"
Step 3 : microwave for 25 seconds
Step 4 : (optional) add pistachios and hot sauce or your preference
Step 5 : Post photo to twitter

Why is there hot sauce on the plate itself?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why is there hot sauce on the plate itself?

It's called a perchance for panache, and only cosmopolitan sophisticates like Pat understand it.

 

[EraGodless]

It's called a perchance for panache, and only cosmopolitan sophisticates like Pat understand it.

It reminds me of the soup bowl stains from Hooligans- also, it seems really retarded to do it for a fucking grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why is there hot sauce on the plate itself?

He was trying to do an artistic chefs drizzle child.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Step 1 : Make toast
Step 2 : Add one slice of " Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product"
Step 3 : microwave for 25 seconds
Step 4 : (optional) add pistachios and hot sauce or your preference
Step 5 : Post photo to twitter

That was how I was taught to make one when I was like 5 or 6 and had no business around an open flame, but soon learned how to cook it the actual way once I was a little older. It's literally one of the easiest things to prepare on a stove. I wouldn't put it past this retard to make his grilled cheese "the safe way".

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Step 1 : Make toast
Step 2 : Add one slice of " Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product"
Step 3 : microwave for 25 seconds
Step 4 : (optional) add pistachios and hot sauce or your preference
Step 5 : Post photo to twitter

He really made this AND POSTED IT????

 

[iBangedQuasi]

*Tips fedora* ma'am

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Cheeseburger enthusiast less fat than pat (1 / 1000000)

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Randy, are you hooking for cheeseburgers again! “A man’s gotta eat, Mr. Lahey.”