Pat hates that his poor high school performance gets presented

[Slackjawed Cow]

Better try to disregard your level and quality of your education while trying to LARP as an intellectual. People call out your high school experience not wax about theirs.

Pat you are a fraud. This is the peak of your education and pretending like you are some representative of the science community is a out right lie.

 

[Stent]

All she did was compare running for government to being in high school. What a fucking fruit.

DO NOT MENTION HIGH SCHOOL! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW POORLY I DID?! DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!

 

[guest]

Classic pat tweet formula fishing for likes.

[ calls out (x) group + say some non-controversial opinion + insert firebrand final punch (exclude, imprison, child, son, sweetie, put to death) ]

- logic or charm

x 3 miller lights

= 29 likes, dopamine replenished, trolls work for him now... life is good.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

So Patrick didn't go to the prom because of grades/rejection/poverty?

Patrick's stolen valor tweet was his one mediocre peak amongst the yawning chasms of his life's valleys.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Classic pat tweet formula fishing for likes.

[ calls out (x) group + say some non-controversial opinion + insert firebrand final punch (exclude, imprison, child, son, sweetie, put to death) ]

- logic or charm

x 3 miller lights

= 23 likes, dopamine replenished, trolls work for him now... life is good.

Have you seen his transcripts? There's no way Rick could master such an intricate equation.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He was tormented bad in High School and no doubt they gave him a nick name, one day we will find out and declare it perfectly fits Rick he hasn't changed one bit

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Advanced college level, child. Whatever that means. It's true because I say so, atalker.

What level of which college, you ask?


Prison

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

MTG was swaTTed very recently but I guess in Rick's mind she had it coming for having the wrong opinion. Anyone who was remotely likeable or charming in high school shouldn't be allowed to vote, yes, very good and rational response, Rick. Very cool.

 

[Jenna]

So Patrick didn't go to the prom because of grades/rejection/poverty?

Patrick's stolen valor tweet was his one mediocre peak amongst the yawning chasms of his life's valleys.

There's no fucking way he went to prom. He couldn't even muster up a homely female friend to be each other's pity dates.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This is the bitter cunt who constantly references high school tropes. Remember his recent meltdown about a picture of two high schoolers?

 

[Stent]

His need to tell people they peaked in high school is very telling, child. I bet he tried to apply for Harvard and told them he's a genius but his school didn't understand his needs.

: "The 1.7, is in reality, probably more, like, a 9.0 GPA. I understand, GPA grades, perfectly. I will also, be needing, a free ride, vis-a-vis the fees, ivy league children."

(Now go look up vis-a-vis and use it in a tweet next week, Rick)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Rascals would love to dive into your college grades but you never made it past your first year. So we are stuck making fun of your high school grades. Pats peak was signing away his daughter then going $37k in debt to internet trolls while gaining +50lbs.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Advanced college level, actually." I've only met people who graduated from universities, community colleges, and academies. Advanced College must be something that only super-duper triplesmart extra special boys go to.
Atalkers go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Pat goes to Advanced college to get more knowledge, actually

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

(Now go look up vis a vis and use it in a tweet next week, Rick)

HTH, Pat.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Advanced college level, child. Whatever that means. It's true because I say so, atalker.

What level of which college, you ask?


Prison

LMAO "I have college-level knowledge of what the Electoral College is actually designed for". It's "college-level knowledge" to read the Wikipedia entry for "Electoral College" for five minutes? Hilarious and outing himself as someone who did not attend college. No adult who went to college would ever claim to have "college-level knowledge" about anything. And on top of it, he's fat, too!

 

[bovinebrain]

LMAO "I have college-level knowledge of what the Electoral College is actually designed for". It's "college-level knowledge" to read the Wikipedia entry for "Electoral College" for five minutes? Hilarious and outing himself as someone who did not attend college. No adult who went to college would ever claim to have "college-level knowledge" about anything. And on top of it, he's fat, too!

Even the pompous faggots who love to claim that their degree makes them more qualified to speak on a topic than you would never say they have "college-level knowledge." It's either "I have a degree in political science" or "I took political science classes in college."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The science channel is partially to blame for putting this fraud on their lame "ancient aliens " ripoff.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Claiming to have “college-level knowledge” sounds to me like “I once read an article on the topic by someone who went to college.”

 

[guest]

LMAO "I have college-level knowledge of what the Electoral College is actually designed for". It's "college-level knowledge" to read the Wikipedia entry for "Electoral College" for five minutes? Hilarious and outing himself as someone who did not attend college. No adult who went to college would ever claim to have "college-level knowledge" about anything. And on top of it, he's fat, too!

Advanced college level, chawld.

Such a character.

 

[FurBurger]

MTG's a politician, Pat - she's using a shared experience to explain what a poorly-understood experience is like. You'd know that if you knew anything about politics, or metaphors, or how humans communicate.

Also, speaking of guys who think high school's no longer relevant in adult life; here's Pat once again ignoring advice from older and wiser people:

Archive.