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Pat goes to conventions to socialize with weirdos
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Does he socialize with the weirdos though?
He goes there as a "speaker", a higher caste than the regular attendee goers. He's not one of the peasants, he's someone whose autograph they covet!
He travels alone to these conferences, and maybe socializes a bit with other speakers before their panels. Most of the other time, he's at the bar alone, tweeting "hey fans I'm drinking by myself, stop by and say hello!" In the rare case someone does stop by, and he does get to hang out with some new friends for the night, he's gonna take a picture and tweet it. Every time.
Just stop pretending he's Frank Sinatra schmoozing the room at a cocktail party. Hey doll, nice to see you again! Neil Gaiman, we'll talk later! What's that? Orgy in room 309 later, count the Stealthy Geek in! He probably spends 85% of the time lying in his hotel bed tweeting, just like he does in Milwaukee.
He goes there as a "speaker", a higher caste than the regular attendee goers. He's not one of the peasants, he's someone whose autograph they covet!
He travels alone to these conferences, and maybe socializes a bit with other speakers before their panels. Most of the other time, he's at the bar alone, tweeting "hey fans I'm drinking by myself, stop by and say hello!" In the rare case someone does stop by, and he does get to hang out with some new friends for the night, he's gonna take a picture and tweet it. Every time.
Just stop pretending he's Frank Sinatra schmoozing the room at a cocktail party. Hey doll, nice to see you again! Neil Gaiman, we'll talk later! What's that? Orgy in room 309 later, count the Stealthy Geek in! He probably spends 85% of the time lying in his hotel bed tweeting, just like he does in Milwaukee.
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He tries to crash the room parites that have a bunch of free booze. Of course he shows up empty handed and thinks he is the guest of honor because his lanyard says " He/Him presenter". Thats where he kills the vibe of the room and it turns into political rants and him talking about himself.
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His ego is far too fragile to do that, because he couldn't handle the rejection of "hey this is a private party". The Wonderfest pics shows he'd love to do that, but nobody invites him anymore.
He's not a hot chick at coachella that can swim from group to group getting free drugs and booze, he's the weird fatso who supposedly texted creepy things to women but blamed it on cyberstlakers. That's why he sits at the bar and begs people to come have a drink with him.
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Did you not see the fairly recent ( within the year) convention pic where he was doing exactly that?
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No I actually didn't. But I'm guessing it was at least a pity invite from someone and not a full crash.
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Not gonna lie, I was all in with the mask bit back when people were actually getting sick and dying. But now in 2022, if you’re still wearing one: you’re gay!
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These are your delusions again, child. Stop being 80 years old basically and you were fin*e from day one.
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I thought I had it saved. Im sure someone has that on hand. Pat has always tried to make it sound the room parties after hours were ragers. Like they really flip the place upside down.
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Oh yeah I do remember the Incredibles punch bowl.
But yeah 2015 and 2016 Pat probably had more friends to invite him places, and didn't have any dark mysterious rumors circulating about him. Didn't he meet Niki at one of these parties? Supposed to be a one night stand but he stood in line to autograph a book for her?
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I only wear it if like I have a cold sore now
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Hell, I just come here.
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I forget these dorks go to hotels and hang up posters they brought from home. Very autistic.
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I look like a handsome 60
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Hell yeah, having herpes is dope
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Those “room parties” he’s bragging out must have the worst odor. Big fat sweaty people eating junk food making mix drinks with mixers heavy on sugar (when they already drink enough sugar heavy drinks while sober) shoved in a cheap hotel room. When I think of hotel room party with these guys it’s reminds me of the office when Michael had the party room that nobody wanted to go to. With this crowd they probably all get together in a room and look at their phones while wearing masks.
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Lots of cigarette smokers too. In past photos it seemed like half were ripping heaters on the balcony.
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It’s always the fat slobs that smoke that demand everyone wear masks for their health while they are the ones that made themselves so unhealthy.