Pat goes to conventions to socialize with weirdos

[BudDickman]

Pat's social circle consists of people who still insist on wearing masks and being surrounded by other mask wearers in 2022. There is no social pressure to wear a mask anymore.

If you wear a mask in 2022 and have anxiety about others not wearing one, you're just a shut-in freak. This is like Howard Hughes collecting his own toe nails, except he at least had the good sense and decency to do that privately.

A significant percentage of the people at these conferences are wheelchair-bound due to their own fatness. A significant percentage of these people can't figure out what gender they are. Although in their defense, if your genitals are covered in a mound of flesh to the point that they are invisible, does it really matter what gender you say you are?

This is Pat's social circle.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Pat goes to these things because he's the alpha male Chad big man on campus compared to these other zeroes. Outside of these cons he's a big fat alcoholic mess that rides a barstool all day while pretending to "write". He has no friends in real life, but these cons offer him a chance to be known as an "author", an elevated position amongst the rest of the attendees. He seeks no connection with them, it's purely a temporary ego boost/dopamine hit or whatever. Also he's a bit hefty.

 

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pat goes there to file trade

 

[BudDickman]

Here's the thing about Pat. He doesn't wear a mask all the time. He's just a boring white male. He doesn't even tell people what his pronouns are, because he assumes they'll know. He's fat, but not immobile mound of flesh fat. He wears a backwards hat of his favorite sports team.

This is what makes him stealthy, when you see him at these conferences. The other wheelchair-bound conference attendees look at him and say "Does that guy know that this hotel is hosting a conference? He must be doing whatever it is that normal people who have full use of their limbs do." But no. He's a faggot just like them.

 

[FurBurger]

Pat goes to these things because he's the alpha male Chad big man on campus compared to these other zeroes.

He's not; but he's figured out that if he pretends to be one, they're too stupid to Google him and find out, and will treat him with awe.

"OMG, I'd love to quit my job selling insurance by phone in a drafty death trap in the ghetto, and be a full-time author like you, Patrick!"

 

[guest]

What about the crazy sex orgies that happen at these cons. You think Pat lets himself get pegged by some troons?

 

[guest]

Pat's social circle consists of people who still insist on wearing masks and being surrounded by other mask wearers in 2022. There is no social pressure to wear a mask anymore.

If you wear a mask in 2022 and have anxiety about others not wearing one, you're just a shut-in freak. This is like Howard Hughes collecting his own toe nails, except he at least had the good sense and decency to do that privately.

A significant percentage of the people at these conferences are wheelchair-bound due to their own fatness. A significant percentage of these people can't figure out what gender they are. Although in their defense, if your genitals are covered in a mound of flesh to the point that they are invisible, does it really matter what gender you say you are?

This is Pat's social circle.

This Pat fellow sounds like a real square egg.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

What about the crazy sex orgies that happen at these cons. You think Pat lets himself get pegged by some troons?

He's into things.

I believe in physiognomy, and lemme tell ya... there's footage of a supposedly straight guy who was jerked off to completion by a homo. If one "straight" guy looks like a doppelganger for another "straight" guy and is willing to do that, why wouldn't both of them? And we know Pat, and we know how pathetic his lot in life is. He's desperate for Twitter fame; he wouldn't so gay stuff?

Him getting pegged by a "woman" isn't even a slippery slope, it's a logical conclusion at this point.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Pat's social circle consists of people who still insist on wearing masks and being surrounded by other mask wearers in 2022. There is no social pressure to wear a mask anymore.

If you wear a mask in 2022 and have anxiety about others not wearing one, you're just a shut-in freak. This is like Howard Hughes collecting his own toe nails, except he at least had the good sense and decency to do that privately.

A significant percentage of the people at these conferences are wheelchair-bound due to their own fatness. A significant percentage of these people can't figure out what gender they are. Although in their defense, if your genitals are covered in a mound of flesh to the point that they are invisible, does it really matter what gender you say you are?

This is Pat's social circle.

Masks help them with anonymity when dabbling in child grooming and -sexual exploitation

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The homos ruined rainbows for the rest of us years ago, and now they've ruined face masks. God forbid you have a rainbow air-freshener in your 70s VW Bug to complete the retro vibe you got going on lest you get pegged (tss) for being a gay.

And now you can't even wear a mask if you have a vile, hacking cough or seeping cold sore on my lip to keep my diseases to myself without being accused of being the king of homodom for wearing one.

 

[Cuphead]

He goes because it's the only time in his pathetic life he can pretend he has friends

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

And he does it ALL for the ego boost. Pat could easily grift thousands from these people. He legit gets fucked with more than any of these trannies and he refuses because it would admit weakness.

He plays none of the cards available to him to help sell his books, live-stream etc because he wants to be a fat soy Hemingway.

Just imagine your entire life was spending your own money to indulge the fantasy that a bunch of morbidly obese freaks and perverts respected and admired you.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Let’s face it - this is the only crowd that would accept Pat. He gets to pretend he’s the all star quarterback surrounded by weak men like Uncle Paul. Of course Pat can’t even throw a football.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

He's into things.

I believe in physiognomy, and lemme tell ya... there's footage of a supposedly straight guy who was jerked off to completion by a homo. If one "straight" guy looks like a doppelganger for another "straight" guy and is willing to do that, why wouldn't both of them? And we know Pat, and we know how pathetic his lot in life is. He's desperate for Twitter fame; he wouldn't so gay stuff?

Him getting pegged by a "woman" isn't even a slippery slope, it's a logical conclusion at this point.

He has hinted as such. My guess is that he’s an adult baby/Fury friendly type.

 

[guest]

And he does it ALL for the ego boost. Pat could easily grift thousands from these people. He legit gets fucked with more than any of these trannies and he refuses because it would admit weakness.

He plays none of the cards available to him to help sell his books, live-stream etc because he wants to be a fat soy Hemingway.

Just imagine your entire life was spending your own money to indulge the fantasy that a bunch of morbidly obese freaks and perverts respected and admired you.

If he could grift thousands from them he would have done it by now. He probably made $100 from a few pity book purchases.

 

[Will Tate]

What about the crazy sex orgies that happen at these cons. You think Pat lets himself get pegged by some troons?

No, just lets them jerk him off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If he could grift thousands from them he would have done it by now. He probably made $100 from a few pity book purchases.

Some of these conventions arent even really his demographic. Tabletop gamers arent there to buy a book. They are there to buy and play games . Penguicon was another that he was doomed in selling anything. I personally think he went there in hopes to hiring some hacker or get tips on how to deal with getting smoked on the internet everyday.

 

[guest]

Some of these conventions arent even really his demographic. Tabletop gamers arent there to buy a book. They are there to buy and play games . Penguicon was another that he was doomed in selling anything. I personally think he went there in hopes to hiring some hacker or get tips on how to deal with getting smoked on the internet everyday.

He had zero people in line for him at WorldCon for a free signing, that’s exactly what his demo should be

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He had zero people in line for him at WorldCon for a free signing, that’s exactly what his demo should be

Cant even give away his drunken ramblings. I think the twitter trolling during conventions does more for his sales than if he was left alone for the weekend.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

If he could grift thousands from them he would have done it by now. He probably made $100 from a few pity book purchases.

I meant he could go fund me grift, beg online etc. I know he ain’t selling any books at these things. He probably can’t even give them away.