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Pat gets targeted ads for erectile dysfunction

LeapYearRavioliCap

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Caverlock said:
He can't take boner pills or he turns pink(er) and sprays blood from his snout.
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The expression of a woman who has been Old Testament Sex God V8 Turbofucked non-stop for several days.
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The fucking Wallace and gromit face she makes when he forces an awkward picture and the fact that he clearly doesn't see it or doesn't care that his beard isn't happy always makes me laugh
 
EraGodless

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Slackjawed Cow said:
I think he is glad it got devalued so it doesnt sting as much but you know he misses that identifier that said " Im more important than you are" on twitter. It went straight to his waterhead. The blue check is now trolling him because he is spiteful and stubborn and refuses to pay elon. He has to accept not getting paid for any viral tweets,not getting his posts boosted, as well as other features like being able to correct his misspellings.
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When he had the blue checkmark, he would literally say on Twitter that he was better than everyone who didn't have one. Can you imagine his reaction when it was stripped away?

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Rick Roblinson

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LeapYearRavioliCap said:
The fucking Wallace and gromit face she makes when he forces an awkward picture and the fact that he clearly doesn't see it or doesn't care that his beard isn't happy always makes me laugh
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5 years they've been married and I think they've been together for 10 years. NOT ONE picture of them kissing. Ever. Not even from their wedding.
 
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B.F. Wellington said:
5 years they've been married and I think they've been together for 10 years. NOT ONE picture of them kissing. Ever. Not even from their wedding.
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Tbf, I would never let myself be intentionally photographed kissing, maybe I'm weird but I'm something of an old Testament sex god and use a lot of tongue, so it's uncomfortable to try to do that in public or for a picture. Not even from the wedding though... he's gay.
 
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chewtoycock said:
Tbf, I would never let myself be intentionally photographed kissing, maybe I'm weird but I'm something of an old Testament sex god and use a lot of tongue, so it's uncomfortable to try to do that in public or for a picture. Not even from the wedding though... he's gay.
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They shook hands at their wedding.
 
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