Pat found Niki on Match.com

[Rudderman]

I'd love to see the profile. He's into sports, muscle cars, drinking beers, and generally having a good time. But wait, he's an intellectual! He #isreading, loves science fiction and all of the pew pew spaceman movies, is an aspiring science fiction writer, and seems very intellectual. He's a geek, but quietly a geek. Dare I say...a stealthy geek

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Only complete losers were doing online dating in those years

 

[FatPatsBaps]

PlentyOfFood

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Only complete losers were doing online dating in those years

Explains a lot, two desperate losers and Pat found one that would let him leech of her / her family. I think this would have been when he was on his first contract so I’m sure he made it sound like he’s the next Stephen King and she fell for it. Now it’s 2024 and he’s forever unemployed with zero prospects on the horizon.

 

[wbgreen]

I would have though they met on FarmersOnly.

No wait...I mean Tractor Supply, on the livestock for sale board.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I heard they wouldn't let him on Plenty of Fish because whales are technically marine mammals.

Pat visiting Plenty of Fish

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Wouldn't all the profiles have been behind a paywall and thus not archived?

Probably! I’m honestly not sure how the wayback machine works, I’m just aware of it as a concept

 

[Harry Powell]

Paul's favorite dating site? Roblox.

This really got a nigga’s ribs, brotherman

 

[TorqueWheeler]

One night stand with a girl I paid $9.95 to meet online and waiting in line for hours to get her a book hoping to get laid, childs. What's so confusing?!

Yeah, I'm confused. Pat was an old testament sex god "burried in strange" after his divorce. Why would he have to pay to join a dating site?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

There's bound to be autism based dating sites. Why did they both choose the non-disabled service?

 

[DominusOdium]

Yeah, I'm confused. Pat was an old testament sex god "burried in strange" after his divorce. Why would he have to pay to join a dating site?

Right. This fat fuck has had sex with a total of two women, both Wisconsin 5s.

 

[Professor Rape]

Yeah, I'm confused. Pat was an old testament sex god "burried in strange" after his divorce. Why would he have to pay to join a dating site?

Plenty of profiles for me to choose from, stlaker.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I guess the question is: is pat the real craigslist killer?

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Oh man imagine the treasure trove of Pat's outgoing simp messages hitting on girls.

And of course the post-blowoff follow up. "Those are just your delusions, baby girl. Enjoy isolation."

 

[Martin]

He misspelled Grindr

 

[Professor Rape]

He misspelled Grindr

You're the guy with the dad who raped you or something right? And motley poo made a song about you? Or was that someone else?

If it was you, impressive heel turn.

 

[Martin]

You're the guy with the dad who raped you or something right? And motley poo made a song about you? Or was that someone else?

If it was you, impressive heel turn.

You're like 4 years late on that one, The exact details differ a bit, but yeah the answer to your question is yes..

 

[Professor Rape]

You're like 4 years late on that one, The exact details differ a bit, but yeah the answer to your question is yes..

Shut up, Martin.

 

[Martin]

Shut up, Martin.

Ok

 

[Professor Rape]

Ok

I'm kidding around! Sam, go bring him back! Is he still in the building?