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Pat flirts with online hooker, says "Gotta ask my wife" before agreeing to hook up

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Are you going to show us?
There’s a picture of her in my comment, stupid.
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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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Steve and I used to know a bloke, same age as me, whom every time a waitress was nice to him, or a girl was polite, period, would giggle like a penny eater and dead serious presume the woman was interested. My brother and I would point out fucking wedding rings on fingers, and it still didn't phase the Pillock.

Found out years later, around the time I was about to finish Millionairhead, the dumbass nearly went bankrupt over a stripper he thought he was in a "relationship" with.

No one said a Scottish education would give you common sense.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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500 bucks to fuck some skank who looks like she should be selling fruit out of a car trunk on the highway?

Look at how bad she hit the fucking wall between her 2019 gallery and her 2023 gallery. GAHDAMN.
Yikes. Lockdown must have been rough on her. Has inflation really gotten bad enough that $500 is acceptable for that??
 
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She uses terms like "date", "companion", "tips", and "gifts" like most illegally operating prostitutes, but it's highly doubtful she's reporting any of it to the IRS.
Ah ok. What are the chances people like Pat procure her services because they want to fuck her, then they go on a date for 3 hours, then when trying to bring her home, she says "uhh no that's illegal thanks for the $2,000 date". Idk I've heard stories lol
 
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Ah ok. What are the chances people like Pat procure her services because they want to fuck her, then they go on a date for 3 hours, then when trying to bring her home, she says "uhh no that's illegal thanks for the $2,000 date". Idk I've heard stories lol
Like that hooker stlaker freak Russell Greer? I don't read many threads on KiwiFarms, but his is worth reading. I'm surprised he's not one of Fatso's fellow mutant "lolcow" orbiters.
 
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