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Pat fights with LOST actor update - HOLY SHIT! (Slaps desk)

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Jesus did this get my ribs. Didn't even mention being his brother other than the name at the top makes Pat look like a lunatic bringing it up.
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Is there anything more infuriating than Patty Cake pretending he had anything to do with WW2? You sit on a fart couch drinking 15 hours a day sir. Admiral Di contributed more to the US military when she was going AWOL and leaving the base in Florida.
Captain America Pat is awesome because he cant actually make an argument on the fly and just labels them a nazi that was defeated 80 years ago. He likes to say "we" like he actually did something.

 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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Oh it's beautiful watching him backpedal in real time.

I shall not debate you for I have already won! Unanimously! Having the debate would only legitimatize white supremacy!

Coward. Spineless coward. Spineless coward who knows how stupid he is, but is still smart enough to not debate Ben Shaprio or Jacob or anyone else in the entire world.
 

Prison Enjoyer

Have no tits to sag, stlaker.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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We have far too many side characters at this point, but this Melanie bitch is nuts. She was stumping for Pat all day yesterday and is now interacting with our favourite varsity athelete.
They always have to one up with how much they know about Nazi’s. I know more! No, I know more! And Pat Kool aid man’s in with I WENT A CONCENTRATION CAMP ON MY HONEYMOON!!!!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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43yo calling a 58yo "son", his autism doesn't allow Pat to deviate from his scripts even if it makes no sense

and he looks great for 58, meanwhile Pat is a sweaty blob
Especially since the “son” thing went out years ago. Nothing more pathetic than an old dork trying to use what they think is current slang. Next Pat will tell him to talk to the hand!
 
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