Pat enlisted in the Navy?

I'd love to hear the TomlinsonTechnicality for this outright lie.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

You ever feed a rabbit meat?
Knowing him he either was related to someone in the navy which makes him a member in his mind of the navy or the navy talked to him once at a HS recruitment event and they told him to enlist because he would do great in the navy and that was enough.

“Be all you can be, child”
I was going to guess that maybe he was a sea cadet as a kid but you're probably right. If he was in the cadets he'd bring it up constantly.
 
Knowing him he either was related to someone in the navy which makes him a member in his mind of the navy or the navy talked to him once at a HS recruitment event and they told him to enlist because he would do great in the navy and that was enough.

“Be all you can be, child”
He tried to enlist but he had a perfect test score and was rejected because he was too smart.
 
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