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I'd love to hear the TomlinsonTechnicality for this outright lie.
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Pat enlisted in the Navy?
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He’s a proud seaman on the poop deck of the USS Brianna Wu
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Knowing him he either was related to someone in the navy which makes him a member in his mind of the navy or the navy talked to him once at a HS recruitment event and they told him to enlist because he would do great in the navy and that was enough.
“Be all you can be, child”
“Be all you can be, child”
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That guy's name is Dick Bottoms?
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He was inspired to enlist after he met a WW2 kamikaze pilot
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Wasnt Lady Di in the navy?
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Yeah he was on the Goodship Lollipop.
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There isn't even a technicality, he's outright lying. If he was a veteran he would have mentioned it constantly whilst childing "traitors". Pretty scummy thing to lie about.
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Lmao I hope some redditor doesn't get him beat up for stolen valor.
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Yeah. She was a cook. She went AWOL and shacked up with some guy. She got a less than honorable discharge or something like that.
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I was going to guess that maybe he was a sea cadet as a kid but you're probably right. If he was in the cadets he'd bring it up constantly.
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He tried to enlist but he had a perfect test score and was rejected because he was too smart.
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Honestly, it's such an insanely egregious lie.
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Maybe thinking straight men fuck each other in the ass IS a qualifier for joining the Navy.
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he's losing his mind, spiraling
someone ask actual veteran Kelly Lee Williams what he thinks of Pat's stolen valor
someone ask actual veteran Kelly Lee Williams what he thinks of Pat's stolen valor
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My racist uncle spent 20 years in the Navy after he had some sort of run in with the law.
He’s been with over 500 women so no, I highly doubt Pat spent even a minute on the Navy website, much less talked to a recruiter. Another lie
He’s been with over 500 women so no, I highly doubt Pat spent even a minute on the Navy website, much less talked to a recruiter. Another lie
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I really hope someone gives him hell for this publicly. He'll either double down and never let the lie go or he'll have some hilariously retarded technicality to worm out of it.