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Pat claims his Shitbox is a “future classic”
- Thread starter IGotATreeOnMyHouse85
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Aren’t “future classics” something that, I dunno — authors for example — strive to create? 16 no dick Internet
I sent the year and mileage to a ford dealership in Milwaukee. Said it was in mint condition, parked in heated garage etc (which his isn’t)
They said they would give me $7900 on a trade in.
They said they would give me $7900 on a trade in.
The jeep wrangler crowd is strange but they are dedicated. My next car is going to be a wrangler just because they hold their value like crazy and I need something with 4WD. Don’t worry, I’m not going to be one of those jeep fags that add on all kinds of dumb shit to it - I don’t put many miles on my cars now (Work from home, office is 15 minutes away, grocery store nearby, etc) so it’s a good move.
Just don't do the duck thing. Those guys are fucking GAY
If anything he gassed it up, they wouldn’t let a new rookie salesman on a major sale like this - they would have pulled him off and handed to a top guy so the new guy doesn’t fuck anything up with the delivery.Here's his 20 tweet screed about it
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Of course not, that is very gay. Even worse is I see people putting them on cars that aren’t jeeps. The sports bar I go to has a claw machine with those ducks and after a couple beers I play it for fun but would never put them on my dashboard.
This is seriously no different than claiming my Clavin Klein underwear I got at Macys is a future classic.
You said that eight times in the black people car thread already
lmao especially a Wisconsin winter mustang with NO garage. The thing has to be coming apart underneath completely. I'd be shocked if he could get 5k for it.
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This car is somewhat similar to Pat's. According to the description, it had an accident years ago but hasn't given him any problems since. Also has an aftermarket stereo like Pat's. Half as many miles as the Rustang and the photos of the car look pretty good (ie, no rust like Pat's). Seems like a trustworthy guy. Has been on eBay for 25 years with 100% positive feedback and even included a photo of the car after the accident (but before the repairs).
He was asking $13,250. It did not sell. Could not even work out a deal like many cars on eBay. So presumably no one offered even close to what he was asking. Again, Pat's car had a major accident like this car, also has an aftermarket stereo, but Pat's has twice as many miles and drives in the snow and salted roads. He's delusional if he thinks anyone would offer him more than $8,000.
Pats toilet has had 3 accident I think. I posted the Carfax in January. I think nearly every panel has been replaced or repaired with bondo except the drivers door. I guess if you're poor af, $8000 is a lot of money. As he stated, it's crazy an adult man had $17k laying around for a lawyer2008 Ford Mustang Bullitt (GT Premium w/Bullitt pkg) | eBay
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This car is somewhat similar to Pat's. According to the description, it had an accident years ago but hasn't given him any problems since. Also has an aftermarket stereo like Pat's. Half as many miles as the Rustang and the photos of the car look pretty good (ie, no rust like Pat's). Seems like a trustworthy guy. Has been on eBay for 25 years with 100% positive feedback and even included a photo of the car after the accident (but before the repairs).
He was asking $13,250. It did not sell. Could not even work out a deal like many cars on eBay. So presumably no one offered even close to what he was asking. Again, Pat's car had a major accident like this car, also has an aftermarket stereo, but Pat's has twice as many miles and drives in the snow and salted roads. He's delusional if he thinks anyone would offer him more than $8,000.
It's a GT with an appearance package and it's his daily. Nobody cares and it's still a girls car with reported accidents.
Nice investment, stupid.
Nice investment, stupid.
Am I the only one noticing the Spooky? I thought it was an impersonator, but the handle looks correct.
And the races between lotuses and Ford's behind the dealership is a ridiculous touch. One, Ford doesn't sell only mustangs like Pat seems to think and two what customer who is in the market for a lotus is also ooking at a Ford?
Pat: now I'm not prone to exaggeration *watches Ford Vs Ferrari and makes up a story to involve himself and pretend he already knew about it"
Lol!!!!!
My brother had a wrangler and he did have some customizations on it but nothing real gaudy. Mostly interior stuff. Anyhow it was the biggest POS he's ever had. They replaced the engine 3 times. His wife talked him into getting it and when they divorced he finally got rid of it. He's got a Toyota truck now and that thing is an indestructible beast
He loves his hairdresser car more than his kid