Pat Christmas Predictions!

[guest]

Pat will be invited to many dozens of Christmas dinners, child.

Invitations from his many friends from all around the world, little one

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I predict a Muppets shout out. With that new court document he is extra salty. So he will spend christmas tweeting about trump and how the sky is falling. Just to put a damper on everyones timeline because he is miserable he will try to drag them down too.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Here are my predictions for his Christmas Day -

• He'll tweet at least 50 times (more than 100 if stalkers get him riled up like last Christmas)
• He'll receive presents from Niki that are intended for children (model kits, lego, children's movies on dvd etc.)
• He'll be at Hooligans by 2pm at the latest and spend a few hours there getting hammered with other people with no friends or family
• He'll watch Hook in the evening and tweet embarrassingly throughout it several times, talking about how it makes him laugh and cry in all the right places
• At some point he'll tweet about how "this is all my stalkers have on Christmas Day", ignoring the insane fact of him replying to everything all day
• There will not be a single picture of him with either his or Niki's family

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Shouldn’t special atheist boy ignore Christmas and reject any prezzies that come his way?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Shouldn’t special atheist boy ignore Christmas and reject any prezzies that come his way?

Funny how a lot of his edgy atheist talk stopped when Catholic Church attending Biden became president. All of a sudden he didn’t run around telling people believing in Christianity is for stupid idiots.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He's having an absolute shitfit today, whatever news is causing this probably isn't too good.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Here are my predictions for his Christmas Day -

• He'll tweet at least 50 times (more than 100 if stalkers get him riled up like last Christmas)
• He'll receive presents from Niki that are intended for children (model kits, lego, children's movies on dvd etc.)
• He'll be at Hooligans by 2pm at the latest and spend a few hours there getting hammered with other people with no friends or family
• He'll watch Hook in the evening and tweet embarrassingly throughout it several times, talking about how it makes him laugh and cry in all the right places
• At some point he'll tweet about how "this is all my stalkers have on Christmas Day", ignoring the insane fact of him replying to everything all day
• There will not be a single picture of him with either his or Niki's family

0% chance he posts a pic from hoolies. He's either banned entirely or banned from xeeting about being there.

 

[Stent]

I might be wrong, but I think he will eat and drink a lot while tweeting all day instead of seeing his only child.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I predict a Muppets shout out.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He's going to once again take pictures of food on the two plates he owns and pretend that he's eating with family

 

[Clint Ruin]

Funny how a lot of his edgy atheist talk stopped when Catholic Church attending Biden became president. All of a sudden he didn’t run around telling people believing in Christianity is for stupid idiots.

He's one of those guys that says shit like "xmas is originally a pagan holiday, ya know"

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He's one of those guys that says shit like "xmas is originally a pagan holiday, ya know"

 

[Clint Ruin]

View attachment 172916

Lol, of fucking course