Pat admitting his mexico trip stunk

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[FranksWirecutters]

DeathSatan is bad because the thing that happens every year is happening again this year. #FatFacts

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm sure the locals were more offended by his wife's smell

 

[MasterPosHonor]

They did tell him about it, but they were speaking Spanish and he pretended to understand

 

[CompoundBasement]

Bricked his phone and lost his rental car key in bat guano and tourist piss cave water and had to annoy fellow tourists into giving him a ride back to his hotel. Ate Mexican "lasagna". There were also gale force winds and mountains of flesh eating, odoriferous seaweed. God hates him.

 

[guest]

If he actually made 6 figures a year he a) wouldn't have gone there in the first place but b) if he had somehow accidentally ended up there he would've been able to turn around, eat the cost without a second thought and gone to a much better resort somewhere that didn't stink of shit. But he's poor and fat and had a miserable time haha

 

[Jenna]

Hahahaha I knew it. Someone post the picture where he's drinking a pina colada on the beach and can't hide his stinkface.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat: "look at DeSantis acting like trannies are a huge deal!"

also Pat: * tweeting about trannies constantly, even a story about fucking ALGAE prompts him to mention his favorite porn category *

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hahahaha I knew it. Someone post the picture where he's drinking a pina colada on the beach and can't hide his stinkface.

You can see the stink weed in the back

 

[guest]

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You can see the stink weed in the back

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Nice beet red, bloated alcoholic face, fat guy who started BP meds in his 20s. Have another 12 cocktails, stupid.

 

[eggfeller]

señora robinson’s panocha es muy caca!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’m just so glad no children are growing up in the same house with this brain-dead piece of shit. I hope he got a vasectomy.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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We already knew it was windy and smelly hahahaha the cherry on top of course was genius here losing his keys and destroying his phone in the bat shit lake

 

[NikisGreasyBeerFarts]

Nice beet red, bloated alcoholic face, fat guy who started BP meds in his 20s. Have another 12 cocktails, stupid.

Convince this fat retard that butt-chugging is inclusive to his beloved fags. He'd be dead of alcohol poisoning in no time.

 

[Stealthygeekfan]

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You can see the stink weed in the back

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Disgusting, bloated, drunk pig.

 

[guest]

Has he given DeSantis a trademark Rickname yet? Any guesses?

Ronald DeDonald
Fon DeStuipid
Closet Ron

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Has he given DeSantis a trademark Rickname yet? Any guesses?

Ronald DeDonald
Fon DeStuipid
Closet Ron

For the most part he just calls him by his name but there is this one.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

For the most part he just calls him by his name but there is this one.

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He might be broke and in serious debt due to frivolous lawsuits, but at least Pat still has a wealth of “jokes” totally devoid of humor that fall flat every time. If he could sell those, he could pay Quasi immediately. Alas, alas.

 

[NigelCumia]

Pat: "look at DeSantis acting like trannies are a huge deal!"

also Pat: * tweeting about trannies constantly, even a story about fucking ALGAE prompts him to mention his favorite porn category *

They all love playing this game, that representation is simultaneously culturally paramount and unworthy of even a passing glance depending on whose observing it. A schrodinger's cock if you will.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

No shit, Rick. Why do you think the resort was so cheap that time of year? The fact that you could afford it should have been your first clue that something was wrong.