Pat acknowledges that he has no credentials

[AntsBatteryCharge]

That is one of the gayest poses I've ever seen a man make. I've seen women make that pose to make themselves look skinnier but he can't even do that right. Instead he's pushing his massive gut into the center and making himself look pregnant. Fuck, he really does fail at literally everything.

I always wanT To be a liTTle boy and have fun, child.

 

[guest]

You can tell that the "peaked in high school" thing is a self-soothe he's been using since the days he was being bullied in high school. And he's still being bullied as an adult.

No matter how badly someone dropped off since high school, they are at least not being bullied. He's a grown being bullied by internet meanies. How pathetic.

The jocks, the bullies, the brototypes...they had their run. Their time is over. Now it's the stealthy geek's time to shine! Remember that nerd you picked on in high school? Ever heard of a little company called Microsoft? No he didn't start it, but he does use a laptop with Windows on it to type up stories about Tiny Tim while he's ripping meatloaf farts at Hooligan's.

Not impressed huh? How about a little Silicon Valley start-up called Twitter? No he didn't found that either, but he does use it to call the last president "Cheeto Mussolini". You jealous, brotosaurus? You gonna cry? That's what I thought, child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fatrick never had a peak. At best, it's flatter than Kansas.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"A room full of over a hundred eager listeners."

In the immortal words of Christian Bale, "Ohhhhh, good for you!" God, does he sound like Joe Cumia. And yet Joe Cumia does this on a regular basis. Quick question obese author man, did you get everything COMPD for your efforts?

You can tell that his ego is completely dependent on these 100 eager listeners for validation, which is why it's the first thing he tries to wield like a weapon. Also the fact that he has absolutely nothing else in his life.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That is one of the gayest poses I've ever seen a man make. I've seen women make that pose to make themselves look skinnier but he can't even do that right. Instead he's pushing his massive gut into the center and making himself look pregnant. Fuck, he really does fail at literally everything.

Jesus is he fat. Nice gut, stupid.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Every accusation is an admission. Always.

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If he's willing to say that about a Harvard graduate with a law degree with so much vitriol then imagine how much he must hate himself. I love how transparent his insecurities are.

Pat on the other hand sounds dumb to everyone

 

[Dog Eater]

Shapiro is a little prick but he's undoubtedly super bright and has a very impressive CV. Didn't abandon his kids either. None of those things can be said about Pig.

Also his sister has tits as big as Pat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You don't think a 'Cats in Science Fiction and Fantasy' panel has value?

Pussy...in space

 

[EraGodless]

Every accusation is an admission. Always.

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If he's willing to say that about a Harvard graduate with a law degree with so much vitriol then imagine how much he must hate himself. I love how transparent his insecurities are.

Shapiro graduated college at age 20 and earned a law degree from Harvard at 23. At age 20, Patrick had just flunked out of community college after a semester--

 

[guest]

I present to a larger audience weekly without slapping myself on the back for it, Rick

Yeah, but do you have books to not sell?