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Pajeet Hate Thread

RedHeadpw2

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I'm at a hotel in Athens, and the bartender told me how there were 70 prostitutes here the previous night for the Indian fucks in for some business shit. Fucking shitskins using our sorta white women whores.
Were they fishermen's wives with extreme tolerance to unpleasant odors, bused in to the big city to make some extra scratch? I think so.
 

nasty twp

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Odd that this thread comes up as I'm watching RadhaKrishn. I'm about several episodes deep, so if anyone has questions about the Gita or Purana lore ama


So far: god of love & music & other things probably Krishna has reincarnated on Earth looking like scrawny brown BTEC Orlando Bloom, to stalk his heavenside gf Radha who he condemned to a mortal life by not believing her over some guru who said she was a kid-killing demon. human form Krishna despite having magic powers has sat on his arse playing the flute in a meadow for some 17 years instead of courting, explaining and apologising to Radha, because divine timing or some shite, and also because a really fit ripped Maharaj who looks like Roman Reigns is out for Krishna's blood because Krishna interrupted one of his human sacrifices with a prank, oopsie doodles.


One funny side-quest occurred during Krishna's baby years, when he forcibly sucked the soul out through the tits of a demoness who kidnapped him, then propelled them both into the sky and over the sea, dropping the demoness into a crater so she exploded once he got bored of draining her essence. Pruty gud bit.

 
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Imager

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Thanks, Jews!

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Rick Roblinson

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So I was putting on my underwear that I bought at Wal-Mart and I noticed that it says Made in India on them. I kinda wanted to throw up a little. My only hope is that some fat titted pajeeta made them and not some smelly boq lookin ass motherfucker who just wiped his ass with his bare hand.
 
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