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My DEAR friend. STEP OFF!Cohen?
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It could be a child sex predator with an alt or the hebe lawyer.That tweet from SZReich is the first time they've tweeted in almost a year, can't find a website for the lawfirm either although it did seem to exist at some point. It's either one of us or a scam account.
Be respectful to my client, awroit?He looks like bobo
As a former pizza worker, can you expand on what the fuck actually happened? No way some delivery driver or cook was so dumb to draw a swasticka on a pizza or write that on the call order as a special request
Nevermind the special request thing could have happened, but only once!
I got you brothaman https://files.catbox.moe/j1lkyf.pdfAnyone clicked the link? Im sure as shit not
D-d-dat's prima facie, awwwwlroightBe respectful to my client, awroit?
I would be able to satisfy Krinsky if this was more, like, expected to happen, but I didn't expect you'd be here in court.D-d-dat's prima facie, awwwwlroight
More like prezzies-dent. Am I right, folks?
He could find a lawyer who'll do it, but they'll make him pay a huge retainer because they know it's a loser of a case and they won't get any damages or attorney's fees out of it. They'd also instantly regret it because fatso is the type that would constantly call them, nag them, boss them around, belittle them, and even show up to their office to take selfies like a faggot.People seem to not notice that Pat goes out of his way to antagonize, threaten, bully and harass people online constantly. When it happens back to him, he's constantly crying and whining and making being a victim his personality. But he also refuses to stop engaging with them.
The people who advise Piggy Pat don't seem to understand that these are the same reasons why any competent lawyer wouldn't take his case.
And they might as well forget about getting paid.He could find a lawyer who'll do it, but they'll make him pay a huge retainer because they know it's a loser of a case and they won't get any damages or attorney's fees out of it. They'd also instantly regret it because fatso is the type that would constantly call them, nag them, boss them around, belittle them, and even show up to their office to take selfies like a faggot.
Yeah, one look at his credit history, judgments, and online activity and they would demand the full retainer up front. Typical nigger client, basically.And they might as well forget about getting paid.
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