🚨🚨Paging Akiva M Cohen🚨🚨

[RickReternal]

Paging @DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

https://twitter.com/Reich_sz/status/1679305972269850624

 

[ChimpanZ]

He looks like bobo

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Which lawyer should he show it to? The wine twink who wants nothing to do with him or the ones he put on the debt amortization and then never paid?

 

[Brooke Shields]

He looks like bobo

This has to be everyone's immediate thought here, Bobo somehow looks nicer

 

[Phish]

Can you screenshot the whole convo? I can read it cuz im locked out

 

[guest]

I think I've heard of this heeb before

 

[SFWA liaison]

he should be more concerned with getting a divorce attorney currently

 

[Meownaw]

Something about pizza deliveries and being attacked because he is black. (Sounds far fetched)

1-1-BUNGIE - COMER - Default Judgment and Order_Signed.pdf

t.co

So why does this apply to Pat?

 

[RickReternal]

Can you screenshot the whole convo? I can read it cuz im locked out

It was just a random @ at Patrick which is really fucking pathetic actually. Piggy hasn’t responded.

 

[Phish]

Someone should ask this person how Pat is going to pay for a lawyer

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Akiva is one of the more obnoxious attorneys who are part of the generally extremely aggravating #LawTwitter crowd. There’s a lot of juicy shit out there about him online. Observant Jews are almost all universally based and right-wing, Akiva’s “brand” is that he’s observant and liberal. He’s not well liked. Look up the story of him and his first wife — it’s up there with Ade dumping Pat for PCJ.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Nice Schindler's list law firm, stupid:

 

[guest]

Just skimming the first few paragraphs of the ruling, the guy already had 2 protective orders placed on him, was sending legitimate threats, and was sending creepy messages on the pizza saying "I know where you live" sorta thing. A level of victimhood Patrick could only dream (false flag) of

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

That tweet from SZReich is the first time they've tweeted in almost a year, can't find a website for the lawfirm either although it did seem to exist at some point. It's either one of us or a scam account.

 

[Udders]

I know a certain thread Mr. Cohen should be directed to.

 

[RickReternal]

That tweet from SZReich is the first time they've tweeted in almost a year, can't find a website for the lawfirm either although it did seem to exist at some point. It's either one of us or a scam account.

I feel like a retard. I took @DanMullen'sRetardedNephew name in vain.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I feel like a retard. I took @DanMullen'sRetardedNephew name in vain.

You're not, it's actually pretty interesting. I think that account is either that Akiva Cohen guy himself or someone at his law firm trying to get new clients. It's really fucking suss that it tweeted at the pig out of nowhere, also:



'Superstar attorney'

 

[Brooke Shields]

was sending creepy messages on the pizza saying "I know where you live" sorta thing.

As a former pizza worker, can you expand on what the fuck actually happened? No way some delivery driver or cook was so dumb to draw a swasticka on a pizza or write that on the call order as a special request
Nevermind the special request thing could have happened, but only once!

 

[Phish]

Anyone clicked the link? Im sure as shit not

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Akiva Cohen repping Pat would be hilarious but I don’t think Akiva is dumb enough to associate with Pat. For all his faults he does have a decent bullshit detector. I think the only way he’d even signal boost Pat would be if he thought it would piss off right-wingers.

I didn’t follow closely when Nana’s friend Vic Mignona filed a ridiculously ill-advised lawsuit against a bunch of gaming media people. But my impression was that Akiva tweeted on that (dozens of times a day, six days a week for months) primarily to raise his Twitter profile. Akiva is pals with another self-proclaimed “conservative” who’s not, T. Greg “Low T” Doucette. I am only just realizing how much Low T has in common with Pat. Douchette:

• is a serial debtor who even did GFMs to pay for his CPAP supplies — and he’s a fucking lawyer.
• abandoned a child, including (IIRC) signing away all parental rights; I believe the mother was a hookup, not a wife.
• found a fat old maid to marry so she could work to put food on their table while he spends almost as much time tweeting as Pat does. Unlike Niki, his chunky chinky wife brought good credit into the marriage.
• is FAT. But way more masculine than Pat. Not ugly like Pat.

Low T is nowhere near as delusional and self-aggrandizing as Pat is, and he’s not retarded like Pat. But how many deadbeat dad Twitter addict grifters could there be? (I probably don’t want to know.)