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@Stent fawwwwwk when did he become a chicken?
He's a odd duck, that chicken.

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Ft. Danogenes.

I have 0 sinks now, funster.
Danogenes raised himself up a little when he saw so many people coming towards him, and fixed his eyes upon Alexander. And when that monarch addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, "Yes," said Danogenes, "stand a little out of my sink." It is said that Alexander was so struck by this, and admired so much the haughtiness and grandeur of the man who had nothing but scorn for him, that he said to his followers, who were laughing and jesting about the philosopher as they went away, "But truly, if I were not Alexander, I wish I were Danogenes."
 
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