Goddamn work of art
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Big fan of the BOQ cameo.
16 don’t know dick about zip lining… is that upside down thing a common tactic or was this asshole larping as Spider-Man?
Does Lynne fuck women in a non-transactional context or is she only lez for sex workers?
Amazing work, I just didn't get all the references 
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His fat titties caused him to flip over. Ol Top-Heavy Tomlinson
Another classic. Sib's Vids Approved!
The random Sue gots a niggas ribs.
It's the bored workers making fun of Pat by suggesting it and, since he's an idiot, he agrees to it and looks fat and dumb.
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Sir you are funny
Watched it a few times more. It makes us look like so much fun - until someone asks about the Kuhn part.
I enjoyed Bill's cameo.
He is what I think of when I hear dead inside.
He is what I think of when I hear dead inside.
When it's put in an easily digestible format like this then it's easy to see why Dan's life is already over.
That whole thing is perfect.
Perfection
Intern Noah, cuffed Christopher Kuhn, the skank from strictly stalking, the lovely Judge Milian, Dan in Miami, Dan at Aria.
You got some fucking deep cuts in this one brother man. A++ work
I’m a huge mark for whenever someone includes a cut of Joe Cumia. Not even a specific clip, just him doing anything. I miss that cow
You got some fucking deep cuts in this one brother man. A++ work
I’m a huge mark for whenever someone includes a cut of Joe Cumia. Not even a specific clip, just him doing anything. I miss that cow
Fucking song is going to be popping into my head for weeks.
