I'm not sure, I had to guess maybe askenazi? I should look it up. My paternal grandfather was all in wit the bein Irish; did an ancestry dna test, boom 75% jewish. As for features, I'm already a mutt; mostly Italian then jewish. I always had a hook nose, but it's a roman/aquiline one. I've always been very neurotic, so I should've seen it coming.
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Black jewish woman... guaranteed success lol.
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also Lesbian
Wow you’re more than Jewish I am congratulations and I’m sorry. I’m 40 something kike and 20 something Russian (which I count as kike) then 33% German.
what kind of hair do you have?
I look super Jewish but middle eastern more than the disgusting actor Jonah hill type Jewish. Curly hair not big but crooked nose total nigger beard olive skin and idk how to explain this but Jewish eyes. Like Jewish shaped eyes they’re slanted and chinky.
as much as I’m into white comradery, I’m only 33% white. Yet I still want them to prevail stick together make more children and if need be fight in the Great War.
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Imagine being so desperate to save your career that you try to larp as a Jew. How embarrassing
I lied and said I was a jew for better roles. The downside is that my body is buried in a Jewish cemetery and now I can't get into heaven.
I don't know who else was lying about it. Here's something pretty crazy though: Gary Coleman wasn't just one person and he wasn't actually a midget. They kept replacing him with little black kids every few years and no one ever caught on because they all look the same.
I don't know who else was lying about it. Here's something pretty crazy though: Gary Coleman wasn't just one person and he wasn't actually a midget. They kept replacing him with little black kids every few years and no one ever caught on because they all look the same.
We can dig ya up and place you in a good cemetery if you'd like Abe, you deserve to be in heaven.
That's very kind, sport. But it has to be a family member who exhumes me to lift the curse. I've been leaving messages all over the place for my grandson Jamie but he's too stoned to realize he's being haunted.
The correct way to describe Jew eyes is Dead and Beady. Dead because they’re soulless and Beady because they are small and characterless. Hope that helps kike.
After what he did he has a free pas for life.Imagine being so desperate to save your career that you try to larp as a Jew. How embarrassing
then his appearance on whatever late night talk show fucking sealed it for me.
I know what you’re talking about but mine are actually large slanted and chinky. I think it’s more the bump that gives the illusion that They’re Jewish.
you know that song? The Jewish love song
“These eyes are Jewish, these eyes have stolen a lot of money, but they’re never going to steal the kind of money that I stole with you”
All woman, baby
Only fool who ever tried to prove otherwise is a doofus
nothing but speculation
How about the opposite? Actors you would bet your life are Jewish? Jason Biggs is shockingly not Jewish, yet he almost always plays a schleppy Jewish guy.
Shocking. At this point I just have to assume Italians and Jews are one and the same.
Dude is definitely jewish/arab. Same with John Turturro. They can lie all that they want. Doesn't change their genetics.
I think I'm only like at most 25% kike, if that. I should do one of those ancestry kits to be sure. Mostly Med features, thick dark hair, olive skin etc. Hitler would've let us fight with him against world jewry, although our ceiling to advance up the ranks would've lower than most.
He was raised Catholic, so...?
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Khazarian Eyes...like Howard Stern's