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Opie is touchy about his looks

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The thought of him being so insecure he showed the picture to his family and demanded they say it not look like him is giving me rib damage. Him lying about it thinking that's some sort of flex is even funnier. This guy's gonna get fed harder than nana.
HALF A FAWKIN' HULK FACE!

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Easily_Remembered

Banning is for weak faggots
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I unironically love the Opester, and of the 3 faggots from the radio show, he's the only one that you can even halfway say has "won".

But fuck me, man, it's really hard to defend a guy who's STILL this sensitive, even after all the shit he's gotten about it for years. It's cringy as fuck to take yourself so seriously - especially at his age.

All he had to do was post a laughing emoji, and it would be over. That's it. But now, this shit isn't going to go away, and he has nobody to blame but himself

Again, I love the guy - but how does he still not get it?!
 

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity
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I unironically love the Opester, and of the 3 faggots from the radio show, he's the only one that you can even halfway say has "won".

But fuck me, man, it's really hard to defend a guy who's STILL this sensitive, even after all the shit he's gotten about it for years. It's cringy as fuck to take yourself so seriously - especially at his age.

All he had to do was post a laughing emoji, and it would be over. That's it. But now, this shit isn't going to go away, and he has nobody to blame but himself

Again, I love the guy - but how does he still not get it?!
You don't know how to steer the ship, brothaman. He's gonna go fawkin viral from this :brothaman_md:
 
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halfway say has "won".
No, he won all the way. Millions to his name, career as an (albeit small)celebrity, wife neither imported nor having a penis, beachfront home, ect. Which makes his insecurities even more funny. He is so scared of more heat he can't fire back a sharp retort. I wonder what would happen if someone tweeted a shoop of Howie fucking his wife.
How is it possible that the least thin skinned of the whole show might actually be former mental patient @BenDovid

Dovid did they help you with this while you in the loony bin or did it come naturally?
Possible? We all seen what happened to ant, Jimmy would put a gun in his mouth if he had to take the banter here, Opie would end up in the boobie hatch/on the news. Meanwhile Dovid logs in here and hashes it out regularly.
 

Mass.gov

Still Hilarious
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Nice hyperbolic rib-mongering fest...he wasnt touchy, he just disagreed and didn't make a big deal about it...the thin-skinned trolls then got touchy and shopped half a face on another half a face. You're all just gaslighting each other and live in some makeshift reality.

Point to me where Opie behaved "touchy" or "thin skinned"...you buncha sassy queers. His trolls were the thin-skinned, touchy one when Opie didn't bite, with the photoshopping and insisting. Fuckin demons, (btw: OP larps as pseudo-hobby-christian or something, yikh...while being a straight up demon).
 

Confused White Kid

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Nice hyperbolic rib-mongering fest...he wasnt touchy, he just disagreed and didn't make a big deal about it...the thin-skinned trolls then got touchy and shopped half a face on another half a face. You're all just gaslighting each other and live in some makeshift reality.

Point to me where Opie behaved "touchy" or "thin skinned"...you buncha sassy queers. His trolls were the thin-skinned, touchy one when Opie didn't bite, with the photoshopping and insisting. Fuckin demons, (btw: OP larps as pseudo-hobby-christian or something, yikh...while being a straight up demon).

You're ugly like Opie and drunk right now
 

CuntFucker .

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Nice hyperbolic rib-mongering fest...he wasnt touchy, he just disagreed and didn't make a big deal about it...the thin-skinned trolls then got touchy and shopped half a face on another half a face. You're all just gaslighting each other and live in some makeshift reality.

Point to me where Opie behaved "touchy" or "thin skinned"...you buncha sassy queers. His trolls were the thin-skinned, touchy one when Opie didn't bite, with the photoshopping and insisting. Fuckin demons, (btw: OP larps as pseudo-hobby-christian or something, yikh...while being a straight up demon).
I'm not a demon, Boq.
 
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