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Give us your real voice. Your DManiacs beg for it!2025 is a good year to be The DMAN.
So the sam roberts showIf you don’t get yet why Opie rules, just try to imagine running a show with the other 66%. As well as all the garbage interns. The only thing I think Opie is guilty of is not being better at hiring and firing the help.
And Jim negotiated a good chunk of nana's old salary for himself, good buddyAlways tickled me how Opie didn't leave and he's considered a traitor to Aintfunny. Whereas Jim signed a new contract with Sirius less than 4 months after Nana got herself fired and is considered a loyal good friend in the old ladies eyes.
It’s boring to troll, there was only Roscoe and Specific Peanut and peanut I think finally found out the truth about nana and left
EDIT- oh I see peanut is still there so he must’ve just blocked me
And Joe is exactly the same way. Even when they grudgingly admit to something, there's always a caveat, a "but", or a "however". "Yeah, during the last few years of O&A I was really checked out, and the nigger-tweet thing was, in hindsight, not smart"...he can't do it. No humility, no genuine self-deprecation, no honesty at all. Someone else is always to blame, and if they suggest otherwise, the Cue-mia boys explode in anger, and immediately start hurling insults.Nothing is ever Nana’s fault.
Like I said in the other thread, because despite hating Opies guts he knows Opie is the key to any sort of relevance. So even though he gets on better with Jim, he knows “The Anthony and Jim show” wouldn’t have paid his Compound mortgage. Bitter poor fag.
If he had just not made some of the dumbest hires possible, what with the corrupt cop and other leeches, he could have made something work even without Jimmy. He could have literally followed Redbar's formula and been in control of everything, put a few clips out here and there on YouTube, made everyone go behind the paywall, and he would have been fine.In the early days of Compound The Anthony & Jim show absolutely would've paid the bills. Anthony was still funny at the time, was trying to do an O&A style show with his own personal spin on it, had all the old O&A comics turning up to do The Anthony Cumia show and the network had a lot of familiar faces that people at the time wanted to hear from. The addition of Jimmy would've been big and pushed even more revenue, not as much as Opie & Anthony being on Compound together but still big.
Compound wasn't a bad idea at all, it became one because Anthony is mentally ill, a bad decisionmaker and not someone that could operate and grow a business to a proper level either creatively or non creatively. Bro had an idea that if done properly could've netted him tens of millions of dollars but instead cost him money.
Every Italian who's ever livedAnd Joe is exactly the same way. Even when they grudgingly admit to something, there's always a caveat, a "but", or a "however". "Yeah, during the last few years of O&A I was really checked out, and the nigger-tweet thing was, in hindsight, not smart"...he can't do it. No humility, no genuine self-deprecation, no honesty at all. Someone else is always to blame, and if they suggest otherwise, the Cue-mia boys explode in anger, and immediately start hurling insults.
That Cue-mia laziness, and all-around niggerish work ethic, as always, did him in. Working, and putting in the time, and not doing whatever he likes whenever he feels like it, is all just too much for the depraved greasy closet queen. Depriving himself re: his hedonistic urges and putting in the effort to make his "show" good is pure torture for the emotionally-stunted old fag. You see the same thing with his disgusting waddling brother. Improving his show, and working well with others, and tempering his nigger-tweeting in order to draw real guests, you might as well ask him to speak Sanskrit.In the early days of Compound The Anthony & Jim show absolutely would've paid the bills. Anthony was still funny at the time, was trying to do an O&A style show with his own personal spin on it, had all the old O&A comics turning up to do The Anthony Cumia show and the network had a lot of familiar faces that people at the time wanted to hear from. The addition of Jimmy would've been big and pushed even more revenue, not as much as Opie & Anthony being on Compound together but still big.
Compound wasn't a bad idea at all, it became one because Anthony is mentally ill, a bad decisionmaker and not someone that could operate and grow a business to a proper level either creatively or non creatively. Bro had an idea that if done properly could've netted him tens of millions of dollars but instead cost him money.
Adding onto this is how Ant and Joe always act like they're the logical, common-sense thinkers constantly in conflicts with idiots. Ant still holds onto his "Professor Anthony" identity even though he's a dumb nigger who dropped out of high school. Joe thinks he's this wise man when he can't even get ready to board a plane properly. These are the people that did cocaine as a family, fuck trannies together, and drink themselves to oblivion but still act like they are an authority on everything.And Joe is exactly the same way. Even when they grudgingly admit to something, there's always a caveat, a "but", or a "however". "Yeah, during the last few years of O&A I was really checked out, and the nigger-tweet thing was, in hindsight, not smart"...he can't do it. No humility, no genuine self-deprecation, no honesty at all. Someone else is always to blame, and if they suggest otherwise, the Cue-mia boys explode in anger, and immediately start hurling insults.
You don't think watching History Channel documentaries makes you a genius?Adding onto this is how Ant and Joe always act like they're the logical, common-sense thinkers constantly in conflicts with idiots. Ant still holds onto his "Professor Anthony" identity even though he's a dumb nigger who dropped out of high school. Joe thinks he's this wise man when he can't even get ready to board a plane properly. These are the people that did cocaine as a family, fuck trannies together, and drink themselves to oblivion but still act like they are an authority on everything.
They both have a pathological inability to ever admit to any wrongdoing, or apologize to anyone with any sincerity. It's why after many decades in broadcasting and music, they have no friends at all other than Carol and Missy.Adding onto this is how Ant and Joe always act like they're the logical, common-sense thinkers constantly in conflicts with idiots. Ant still holds onto his "Professor Anthony" identity even though he's a dumb nigger who dropped out of high school. Joe thinks he's this wise man when he can't even get ready to board a plane properly. These are the people that did cocaine as a family, fuck trannies together, and drink themselves to oblivion but still act like they are an authority on everything.
You don't think watching History Channel documentaries makes you a genius?
Nana thinks people don’t want to associate with him so they can get a job at Disney. Uhhh…Yeah? Imagine being someone like Bill Burr and you’re about to land a 6 figure contract before being told “Oops, sorry, you hang out with the Nigger guy. Deals off the table.” You know what the motto of life is? You don’t fuck with the money! You NEVER fuck with the money!
And really whats the upside anyway? “Hey I lost out on a years salary, but my friendship with Anthony is more important!” What a great friendship where you almost never see him and when you do he’s sauced off his ass, repeating the same old stories and “remember when cars didn’t have seatbelts?” slop. Oh and on top of that being friends with him means he’s gonna endlessly shit talk you behind your back.
It's called being ItalianThey both have a pathological inability to ever admit to any wrongdoing, or apologize to anyone with any sincerity. It's why after many decades in broadcasting and music, they have no friends at all other than Carol and Missy.
Maybe take a backseat and let the men duke it out. It can’t be stated enough how much Ant’s Lennon/Ono bullshit is disgusting. He can never tell his slit “no, this is guy shit. You’re not coming up on stage for a roast with your sunglasses indoors cokehead routine and big bulky arms.”
That’s a good point DMAN, I never thought of it. As always, Ain’tfunny is all PROJECTION. “Ugh…his GURLLL must own him by the balls” meanwhile that’s just Anthony.Burr would have forgiven Aintfunny for bashing his nigger wife, so long as he didn't turn around with his tail between his legs and do the exact same thing, being submissive to a woman to the extent that it hurts his whole existence.
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