Discussion Topic: hey Greed
posted on 09-16-2001 @ 7:20 AM
I am honored that the worst terrorist attack in our country's history has made you think of all of the shamefully naughty things I have said to the fine folks who have called in. When thousands of our fellow citizens have been slaughtered by some dirty Third World monkey, it's only natural to think of remarks made by a comedian. I am a bad man and would like to take a moment to apologize for having offended your superior morality. Your brilliantly poigniant remarks have changed my outlook forever. You are obviously quite the clever customer, and I have left myself open for such a well thought out, profoundly piercing tirade. I am just a little guy (insert witty line here) who likes to shock people (although I always thought it was the behaviors and events that were shocking, not me joking about them) into laughing. You are obviously the type of fella who has a line dammit, and I inadvertently crossed it. You can bet your bottom dollar if I'd have known you were coming down the pike I'd have minded my p's and q's. The last thing a guy wants to do is rustle your feathers and find himself between your cross hairs. Gee whiz, when you let loose, it's a take-no-prisoners type of event huh? An 'all kidding aside' type guy. I would like to thank all of my friends on the board (even those who don't like me too much) for defending me in that post. I appreciate it, but for the love of Eve don't get this guy all riled up again, he sure doesn't take any bunk. In closing, Greed, I would like to say that not only do I hope New York rebuilds the Trade Center, but I hope you are there for the opening ceremony and somehow slip into the elevator shaft and die. And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child. Sorry Bro, I tried, I'm just not on your level. jim
