Ooga has responded

[captain_kamala]

Someone read this for me plz

 

[Angel Martin]

How the fuck do I open this

 

[Angel Martin]

BAM!

This is not ideal!

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I skipped to the end and he says the trolling of him is life threatening due to his “health issues” consisting of a stuffy nose and sloth.

 

[Angel Martin]

Fuck it I'm one paragraph in and I've already heard enough.

As I predicted, he genuinely doesn't believe he did anything wrong. Lol.

I'll wait for someone else to highlight the funnier points.

Happy Halloween, y'all

 

[NoBacon]

I #gowithode and will help fund his lawsuit against Jason Sandford and the other racists against him.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Ooga gonna booga
“Could I have communicated better? Of course. You always can. But you must remember that we are both disabled, chronically ill people. And one of them, me, lives in way worse conditions, in the poverty capital of the world, with little to no access to health care”

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Bomb threats mentioned at the end lol. Says us trolls “have been responsible for some deaths.”

TLDR: I dindu nuffin, this Erin bitch is a liar, my mental and physical health is very poor as I’m sick and facing the struggle of being black, poor and disabled in Nigeria.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

He spends a lot of it just crying about being poor, chronically ill and living in Nigeria. Oh, and he also throws in how he is being relentless attacked by white supremacist cultists at the end quoting straight from the book of Pat.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

He needs a burning tire around his neck

 

[Opesterino]

Outrageous - He is gonna get away with everything isn't he?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[SensibleKeks]

This is the most writing he's done in his entire career.

 

[NoBacon]

Outrageous - He is gonna get away with everything isn't he?

Of course, he always was and the people who disagreed with me on that will be proven wrong soon enough.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

This is the most writing he's done in his entire career.

He probably got tired at many points during the writing

 

[Udders]

Wonder who helped him write that, his English is nowhere near that good. Comparing his twitter to this is day and nigger.

 

[Angel Martin]

So I've put together a quick summary here:

- Both Erin Cairns and Ooga Booga are lazy, talentless idiots who tried to take advantage of each other and it's blown up in both their faces.
- Ooga makes some (some) reasonable points here, but, now that many people have already come out with their own stories about him, and this has become such an issue for the SFWA and people who tried to help him raise money, nobody is going to work with him anymore anyway.
- Same goes for Erin. She left out a lot of their conversations. It makes her look bitter and vindictive.
- Ooga writes and emotes just like Rick. Even in the places I thought he was right, he's such a cunt about it I didn't care.
- Both their careers are over.
- Ooga: have fun in Nigeria.
- Erin: toll paid.

 

[Suetonius]

So which fat cracker did he get to write this?

 

[Suetonius]

Literally the first paragraph theres a grammatical mistake btw.

“Erin Caims, a writer published a report which you can see here, accusing me of…”

It should probably be

“Erin Caims, a writer, published a report accusing me of…”

Remove “You can see here”. Yeah, I got that. I know what i’m looking at.

No wonder he got others to write his shit

 

[goo gobbler]

what should be a formal and professional sounding doc is started with "So.."

this nigger is so fucking stupid it couldn't be more transparent he's propped up by guilty white weirdos on the basis of being a stupid fucking nigger