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Ooga crying about us again

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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I fucking despise Ooga but I feel compelled to say (I've said this before, bear with me) that part of why I hate him is that he is so utterly worse than any Nigerian I've ever met IRL or even, now that I think about it, observed online.

They're simply not a society of whiny lazy dishonest woke dim pussies like Ooga is, at least based on the Nigerian Americans I've known. It's so frustrating. Of course Pat's allies are the worst people in the world. I shouldn't be surprised and yet I am.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Lol I don't remember posting that but I am sober now thanks to the grace of God and the fellowship of alcoholics anonymous
Anyways the award he won is the readers choice award, which he bullied/guilt tripped people into voting for him. None of the awards worth actual literary merit are his.
 
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The literary agent appears to like the banter.

What a rollercoaster this will send him on!
 

Lucky Buddha Beer

Naked militia superintendent
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I fucking despise Ooga but I feel compelled to say (I've said this before, bear with me) that part of why I hate him is that he is so utterly worse than any Nigerian I've ever met IRL or even, now that I think about it, observed online.

They're simply not a society of whiny lazy dishonest woke dim pussies like Ooga is, at least based on the Nigerian Americans I've known. It's so frustrating. Of course Pat's allies are the worst people in the world. I shouldn't be surprised and yet I am.
Yeah the few Nigerians I've met were actually pretty based women. Shit talking their own country's failings and corruption and how Africa overall sucks compared to north America
 
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Yeah the few Nigerians I've met were actually pretty based women. Shit talking their own country's failings and corruption and how Africa overall sucks compared to north America
I had a Nigerian roommate once. 2nd generation family. He was a surgeon doing his post PHD shit in the local ER. Awesome guy. Fucking navy blue, he was. Married to a chubby blonde Swedish chick and had 2 toe-headed light-skinned kids.

The ones that come over legally and manage to follow the rules are the cream of the crop. The truly tall cottons.
 

captain_kamala

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I had a Nigerian roommate once. 2nd generation family. He was a surgeon doing his post PHD shit in the local ER. Awesome guy. Fucking navy blue, he was. Married to a chubby blonde Swedish chick and had 2 toe-headed light-skinned kids.
I had 2 Nigerian roommates once. Sixtus would use all my pots and pans to make delicious food that he shared. Kingsley would fuck white girls loudly and make crude comments to me, apparently he had a very large dick.
 
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