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Ooga crying about us again

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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@captain_kamala gets a mention
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Of course the pirate has to say something
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Also note I don’t think 1 star reviews and people voting are the same thing. He’s trying to say we didn’t succeed in him not winning some award yet this was to leave 1 star reviews. He’s very stupid.
Congrats on winning a pity award that a bunch of weird white people voted on so they didnt feel racist.
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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Ooga, we know that you, Pat, and others constantly read these forums. You know @captain_kamala is black. And, yeah, I used a lower case 'b' because I'm that much of a rebel. Me and my sales team took what we wanted from her and then slipped her a $50 and a (BIG) Subway sandwich for being a good sport. No red gatorade, though. You can contact Insight Software with any complaints.

We know you lack talent and ambition. The SFWA also caught onto your bullshit, you ungrateful beggar. Your grift has ended. You have no original ideas. Buy Flonase.
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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Ooga, we know that you, Pat, and others constantly read these forums. You know @captain_kamala is black. And, yeah, I used a lower case 'b' because I'm that much of a rebel. Me and my sales team took what we wanted from her and then slipped her a $50 and a (BIG) Subway sandwich for being a good sport. No red gatorade, though. You can contact Insight Software with any complaints.

We know you lack talent and ambition. The SFWA also caught onto your bullshit, you ungrateful beggar. Your grift has ended. You have no original ideas. Buy Flonase.
It really fucks with their head/narrative that we are an ethnically diverse group of racists who've gathered for the purpose of exposing the seedy, often times downright disgusting truth about these virtue signaling victim LARPers.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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the cat ladies from the scifi scene have neglected to give awards to niggers for the pasty 70 years but WE are the racists btw

I hope some other African with the bare minimum ability to write pops into the SFWA scene and steals his grift as pet negro. I'm confident anyone who barely tries would be better than him.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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the cat ladies from the scifi scene have neglected to give awards to niggers for the pasty 70 years but WE are the racists btw

I hope some other African with the bare minimum ability to write pops into the SFWA scene and steals his grift as pet negro. I'm confident anyone who barely tries would be better than him.
I wonder if you told pat that donald is a better writer than him, what would he say?
 

Easily_Remembered

This is now Reddit. Don't upset the Cool Kids!
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The same talentless piece of tar colored shit that thinks his laziness should be recognized as a disability.

Even by Nigerian standards, your clit snipping ass is a failure. Your dad died of embarrassment and he was lucky not to live long enough to see his grown son LARPing for a living while blaming the white bogeyman for his many failures.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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the cat ladies from the scifi scene have neglected to give awards to niggers for the pasty 70 years but WE are the racists btw

I hope some other African with the bare minimum ability to write pops into the SFWA scene and steals his grift as pet negro. I'm confident anyone who barely tries would be better than him.
Very true, even when gloating about his award win (it was a tie) he mentioned it was the first time a black person had one. Really makes you think that the “tie” vote count isn’t accurate.
 

Jenna

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Yeah I'm convinced most of the people voting didn't actually read it. Even if you remove my subjective skeeviness over the whole "selling your daughter's destiny", objectively it's written like a 6th grade writing assignment.

Like the ending is that the main character sets off a destiny bomb which steals the destiny of everyone in like a 500 feet radius and then all the destiny goes to his daughter. How could anybody read that and go "yup, this deserves all the awards".
 
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