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Ooga Booga has started a twitter tantrum, our special piglet weighs in (he's fat)

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Pat is DEMANDING a Visa! Don’t you know who he is, child?!?!
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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Why the hell is it so important to have some random African attend a con anyway? If he wins a Hugo he can accept it over Zoom.
Since he won't be able to eat it, and I'm sure the rocket statue is made from painted pot metal, I dunno what good a Hugo is to a Nigerian. Maybe he could use the rocket as a spear-point to hunt feral dogs.
 

RobertMewler

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Why the hell is it so important to have some random African attend a con anyway? If he wins a Hugo he can accept it over Zoom.
They've already fetishized him to top token status. They won't feel fulfilled until he is there with them to personally thank them for rescuing him. They've got severe savior complexes and want to soak in all the feels, energy vampires that they are. His trip will accomplish nothing personally for him since they won't actually do anything to help him. They'll massage his ego for a few days and send him packing.
 
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Pat calls him his "friend" but he has never actually met him. Just so pat can say " I have black friends". Poor guy has no idea that his name is being used for some fat white rubes woke points.
has never met him
probably never even emailed him
couldnt spell his name without reference (ok thats tough)
probably couldnt name his book, the town he is from, his age etc. without the internet
 
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