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He's such a fucking prick omg




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It's worse because the proportion of sky to water is now fucked up, and if you take it further and crop out the water it's just more boring than the original. All this time and effort for judgements that are subjective and arbitrary. Maybe "photography" as a whole exists to grift rubes out of their money, I don't get it.I fixed it. Much better.
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Um yeah. Stop abandoning us and you would have seduced her by now.Girlfriend?
No way she's probably 6Um yeah. Stop abandoning us and you would have seduced her by now.
..ty fiveNo way she's probably 6
*John Ford Has Entered The Chat*He's such a fucking prick omg
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Straight men are never photographers unless they are MASSIVE creeps. I remember one time a friend of a family friend of my wife who was a photographer offered to do a photo shoot for us for free just because he (apparently) was trying to build up his portfolio, and we were like "uhhh sure why not". When he showed up to our house and I took one look at his face, I knew for sure this creepy ass nigga was exactly the type of person to put hidden cameras into girls' bathrooms and jerk off to girls pooping. He was a completely spazzy dude who couldn't look anyone in the eye for more than a millisecond. In one shot he had my wife lower one of the shoulders on her dress to reveal her bra strap, and he was visibly sweating and breathing heavy. Most uncomfortable fucking shit ever. Afterwards we sweeped the house to make sure this nigga didn't hide any cameras in our bathroom. THEY'RE ALL RAPISTS. Oh and my favorite is Paul Weimer's excuse for posting not 1 but 2 UPSKIRT pictures of a 7 YEAR OLD - "It's only 2 pictures out of over a dozen". Nigga you were looking up her skirt every single time she swung towards you, you fucking PEDOPHILE.Paul has some of the worst artistic instincts of the whole Patpack. He just talks nonsense and hopes nobody will notice hes not one of the smart but eccentric nerds, hes just a retard who hangs around with them.
If anything the mountains need bringing closer to the bottom of the frame a touch so it's split in more even thirds.
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