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One of the most ridiculous tough guy stories ever told
- Thread starter Bernard
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While Patrick is STUPID enough to get in an argument with an armed man, however he's too much of a pussy to actually do so-Pre-Norm/911. This needs to be brought up every time the subject of lying to appear tough comes up.
This whopper of a lie is perhaps worse than his lie(s) about winning two knife fights (with one of the fights taking place on an Indian reservation.
Edit: Another way to tell that is one if Patrick's many lies, is that you cannot open carry in an establishment that has an alcohol/liquor license.
"drinks with my honey"
Faggot.
Faggot.
Is it even legal to take a firearm into a bar?
No. It's not.
Once again, the Pig stumbles at the first hurdle of his lie. He is so stupid it's not even funny anymore. So his imaginary story would've really gone like this.
"A guest entered. Middle-aged dude, mid 50s, well dressed, a little short (describe him in more unnecessary detail, liar), pistol holster over his right hip. The bartender told him he had to leave the bar at once and could only return if he was unarmed. He turned around and left."
And then everybody stood up and applauded and came and shit in their pantaloons and he drove off in his Lamborghini (V8) while getting blown by Isaac Asimov.
Nikki not included
Nikki not included
These are creative writing exercises for grade 8 children. If someone is going to be acting like that, they're not going to back down to a faggot like Rick. A cowhand walked into a corner store that my buddy worked at, he gave the dude a goofy look and the dude straight up decked him in the face. Thats probably how Rick's story would have went down if this were true.
The craziest shit is Nikki sees him lie like this to people to make himself seem cool and she doesn't see a problem with that behavior.
This and his bullshit cat stories with six foot wingspan barn owls and cat caught in beaver trap then dragged it home
I couldn't read past 2 of his retarded thread. The unnecessary detail is a set up for an alcohol fueled fantasy he played over in his head. Like his autistic selfies, he ran through many takes until he got it just right.
"My fans DEMAND to see and hear, me child."
"My fans DEMAND to see and hear, me child."
She’s a pillhead who sleeps 23 hours a day, I doubt she’s even aware of most of them
If you've never had drugs in your car why would you spaz out over a k9 search?
Either the pretentious fuckwad was worried the dog was going to jump up all over his car with its claws out, scratching it, or he knew he was going to have to show his gayfag tattoo to get out of this.
Mona Lisa forgot to take her antidepressants