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OnA Religious Poll

What's yo affiliation nigga?

  • Hildy Atheist - There is no God, anyone who has faith is unintelligent and has no place in Mensa

    Votes: 12 10.4%
  • NoBacon Christian - Christ is lord, I pray morning noon and night and in between I bully fat faggots

    Votes: 40 34.8%
  • Boq Muslim - Islam is the only true religion and I'm a nigger

    Votes: 7 6.1%
  • Captain Kamala Agnostic - There's probably a divine universal energy in control but we'll never know

    Votes: 35 30.4%
  • Dougie Wanderer - I dip in and out of beliefs depending on my alcohol consumption and sugar levels

    Votes: 19 16.5%
  • Kike

    Votes: 2 1.7%

  • Total voters
    115

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
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I'm not clicking anything that associates me with prods and their need to put rainbow flags all over everything.
Those aren't real prots.

Protestantism comes from Martin Luther. Same guy who said "sodomy is a vice unparalleled in its enormity."

Besides, the rainbow is ours, not gays'. It's a symbol of God's promise.

Don't fall for their lies.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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I mean the Bible does say rapists should be put to death. Maybe if admitted multiple rapist @NoBacon attended church, he would know that.

True Christianity is doing whatever you want and then forgiving yourself, because you're a Christian and Jesus forgives. YOLO! Live your life raping women, torturing animals, fanboying for Hamas like it's a sports team. When you get to the gates of Heaven, flash your magic Christian pass.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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This isn't really agnosticism. You've mashed up several things so its more of a mess. The divine universal energy denotes pantheism, or panentheism. The probably denotes a level of certainty below that of knowledge, but it seems a stance has been taken. Generally an agnostic would not hold a position like that.

What this would be closer to is a theist, likely a pantheist, that believes their version of god to be unfalsifiable. Yes, this is an aspect of one kind of agnosticism. That we can't ever know. But its too confused to be labeled an just an agnostic.

Given the two general understandings of an agnostic. Either we can't know, because its unfalsifiable (due to epistemic limitations), or the evidence is exactly equal given to neither affirming nor denying the proposition.

A better phrased position would be," a divine universal energy is possible and coherent, but I don't have enough evidence to make a conclusion"

This is sort of a bastardization Spinoza's conception of a god.
Look at him, he knows everything
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I mean the Bible does say rapists should be put to death. Maybe if admitted multiple rapist @NoBacon attended church, he would know that.

True Christianity is doing whatever you want and then forgiving yourself, because you're a Christian and Jesus forgives. YOLO! Live your life raping women, torturing animals, fanboying for Hamas like it's a sports team. When you get to the gates of Heaven, flash your magic Christian pass.
You’re so gay. Gayer than me.
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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I wonder why these “forum approved enemies” are labeled as such like BOQ and Jenna. Could it be that they’re literal retards? Nope. Obviously its everyone else joining some social validation dogpile. It’s not that I could be retarded!

The mysterious oldboyz/sue lightning poster
 
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