ONA Goes To Worldcon!

[TorqueWheeler]

If this guy was 6'1" 270lbs on the left then Pat is 340lbs.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just found the uncropped photo and he looks even fatter next to the dyke dwarf. Ribs at him wearing two shirts and he's still not able to prevent his nipples from protruding

He’s gotta be a 38” waist lmao holy shit

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He’s gotta be a 38” waist lmao holy shit

Way bigger. At least 42" but he just insists on squeezing himself into his 36" jeans he's had forever. That's why he can't even get his fingers into the pockets. I bet he's never washed them once either or else they'd shrink back down.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Body by beer. I like how he cant suck in the top part of his gut. He cant blame it on having " winter beer and brat fat" its Middle of summer cant stop drinking all day fat. Id say he is around 260lbs.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Body by beer. I like how he cant suck in the top part of his gut. He cant blame it on having " winter beer and brat fat" its Middle of summer cant stop drinking all day fat. Id say he is around 260lbs.

I do agree with whoever said he's sucking in there though. That's why his chest looks so ridiculously huge/fat. He's got as much air in there as possible and he still has a gigantic belly. What a pathetic specimen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I do agree with whoever said he's sucking in there though. That's why his chest looks so ridiculously huge/fat. He's got as much air in there as possible and he still has a gigantic belly. What a pathetic specimen.

Im pretty sure he sucks in on every pic. Hes like short guys that get on their toes in every photo. He thinks it will help but that only works when you have like 5-15 extra lbs. Not and extra 50+lbs. I do enjoy him denying these new pics arent fat but "muscle". He might be big enough to have a few belly stretch marks. If he could quit drinking and actually work out regularly, he would lose a good chunk of that weight within 6 months.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Im pretty sure he sucks in on every pic. Hes like short guys that get on their toes in every photo. He thinks it will help but that only works when you have like 5-15 extra lbs. Not and extra 50+lbs. I do enjoy him denying these pics that these new pics arent fat but "muscle". He might be big enough to have a few belly stretch marks. If he could quit drinking and actually work out regularly, he would lose a good chunk of that weight within 6 months.

Not just muscle but "an enormous amount of muscle." He definitely has stretch marks. He was a skinny fat twink until he was cucked into oblivion. You can't just gain 100lbs of flab and not get stretch marks in your 30's.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Not just muscle but "an enormous amount of muscle." He definitely has stretch marks. He was a skinny fat twink until he was cucked into oblivion. You can't just gain 100lbs of flab and not get stretch marks in your 30's.

I bet his knees are sore from playing tourist and he is huffing after walking around. Im sure he is always looking for pubs like they are an oasis as an excuse to sit down and drink because he "earned it" after all that walking.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not just muscle but "an enormous amount of muscle." He definitely has stretch marks. He was a skinny fat twink until he was cucked into oblivion. You can't just gain 100lbs of flab and not get stretch marks in your 30's.

That “enormous amount” somehow has only gone to his belly and face. Arms are still tiny and without a hint of tricep muscles. Pat has some insane delusions to think he looks like some big strong bodybuilder when he’s a doughy mess.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That “enormous amount” somehow has only gone to his belly and face. Arms are still tiny and without a hint of tricep muscles. Pat has some insane delusions to think he looks like some big strong bodybuilder when he’s a doughy mess.

His mentality is like some 40's bodybuilding magazine where a big giant dude in a full bodysuit could pretend to be jacked just by being big. He's completely insane.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just look at all the fun you can have when you dont play a part in your childs life.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Just look at all the fun you can have when you dont play a part in your childs life.

Here's me looking like a sucker working my ass off, feeding and caring for my kids while Big Poppa Pat just flexes his way through international dork conventions without a care of making a dime at any of them.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here's me looking like a sucker working my ass off, feeding and caring for my kids while Big Poppa Pat just flexes his way through international dork conventions without a care of making a dime at any of them.

He wants twitter to think he is some globe trotting author but twitter doesnt know there is a daughter within an hour of him that he has never been a part of her life emotionally or financially. Pat thinks he is livin the dream.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

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Forget Enjoying Slurm, enjoy a salad every now and then you 4 chinned blob.

Is it me, or does it look like Pat's titties jut out further than his belly?

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I don’t get why Pat doesn’t get back into martial arts training or take up beer league softball or flag football. He claims to have been a trained fighter, big actual tough guy and a sports nut. If Pat was really that athletic, why isn’t running half marathons any more? Oh that’s right it’s all bullshit. Remember this faggot needed security for a middle aged Irish software salesman and a well endowed drunk polish man.

 

[DominusOdium]

He’s gotta be a 38” waist lmao holy shit

On a guy who should be in a 42-44

 

[CompoundBasement]

Way bigger. At least 42" but he just insists on squeezing himself into his 36" jeans he's had forever. That's why he can't even get his fingers into the pockets. I bet he's never washed them once either or else they'd shrink back down.

They do look unwashed and worn out. He seems to wear the same pair all the time and it was probably the only pair of pants he wore the entire trip. This is all made worse knowing he never wears underwear, so they're also packing several days' worth of ass and taint sweat, skid marks, and piss crust.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

They do look unwashed and worn out. He seems to wear the same pair all the time and it was probably the only pair of pants he wore the entire trip. This is all made worse knowing he never wears underwear, so they're also packing several days' worth off ass and taint sweat, skid marks, and piss crust.

God, he is truly vile when you think about it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This bitch should give Pat some of that neck:head ratio
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God damn, she just oozes sex appeal

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I don’t get why Pat doesn’t get back into martial arts training or take up beer league softball or flag football. He claims to have been a trained fighter, big actual tough guy and a sports nut. If Pat was really that athletic, why isn’t running half marathons any more? Oh that’s right it’s all bullshit. Remember this faggot needed security for a middle aged Irish software salesman and a well endowed drunk polish man.

Pat was never an athlete. For a few years he actually exercised. He would run/walk/jog in a novelty fun run for the brewers that served beer at the end of the rainbow. He finished behind old ladies. That doesnt make him an athlete. If he was actually running competitive times then he could call himself an athlete but he was just part of the group that does these to say they finished/bucket list and wasnt never competing against the pack or the clock. Nothing wrong with testing yourself but hardly an "athlete".

He wouldnt even do a full marathon because a 1/2 marathon was enough. He didnt want to get better. Just the bare minimum.

This duck is more of an athlete than pat is.